(nil): Konstantinos Kyritsis (kk254(@)cam.ac.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 20 Μαΐ 2000 - 00:52:22 EEST

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Επειδή βαριέμαι να μεταφράσω, στα αγγλικά.

Γιατί το κοτόπουλο διέσχισε το δρόμο;

Pierre de Fermat: I just don't have room here to give the full explanation.

Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.

Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your checkbook.

Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected
in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Social Worker: It crossed the road to be able to understand both sides.

A consultant: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening
its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant
challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly
competitive market. Our consulting firm, in a partnering relationship with
the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution
strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model
(PIM), we helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge,
capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and
technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management
framework. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business
integration solution.

Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free
to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Moses: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was
much rejoicing.

Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why?
The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive here was.

Timothy Leary: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it
take.

Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend
to cross roads.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved
beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.

Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was
on, but it was moving very fast.

Wolfgang Pauli: There already was a chicken on this side of the road.

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