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Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 20 Μάι 2000 - 12:49:51 EEST
ΜΙΑ ξανθια ΠΗΓΕ ΣΤΟ hair salon for a hair cut. She readied herself on the
chair and asked the stylist for a trim. The hair stylist observed the blonde
had her earphones on connected to a walkman.
"Could you remove those earphones?" asked the stylist
The blonde replied, "Oh no.. I couldn't do that! Please try and cut my hair
without thouching my earphone wires."
With great difficulty the stylist cut and styled the blonde's hair avoiding
the wires. After the haircut, the blonde paid her the usual amount and
nothing more for the extra effort put in for the haircut. This really tiffed
the stylist, but she thought nothing more about it.
The following month the same blonde came back to get her hair cut, and she
was still wearing the headphones connected to her walkman. Once again she
asked the stylist to cut her hair and to avoid cutting the wires of her
headphone. Again the stylist had much difficulty in the haircut and was
muttering under her breath. After the haircut, the blonde didn't even pay
for the extra effort. The stylist thought to herself.. "Never again!"
Within a months time, the blonde was back with her headphones and walkman,
and she sat down and told the stylist "The usual, please". The stylist
couldn't take it anymore and pulled out the headphones, and the blonde
crumpled to the floor, dead!
The ambulance came and pronounced the blonde dead, and whisked her away to
the morgue. All that was left of her was her headphones and walkman on the
salon floor. Curious, the stylist wondered what was playing on the walkman
that was so important to the blonde. She put it on and pressed the 'play'
button. On the tape, a voice came on repeatedly ...
"Inhale.... exhale.... inhale.... exhale...."
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