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Θέμα: Πώς ξεχωρίζει ο Έλληνας...

(nil): George Haloulos (royal(@)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 22 Ιαν 2001 - 20:08:06 EET

Δεν βλέπω να ήρθε το μήνυμα και το ξαναστέλνω...


Ζητώ συγγνώμη από τους μη αγγλομαθείς, αλλά έκρινα ότι είχε πιο πολλή πλάκα
ως έχει...

You know you are Greek if...

-can distinguish between kefalotiri and kefalograviera
-you can spell kefalograviera
-are an adult and are forced to be with your family at 12 midnight
on new years eve
-your grandmother/mother/aunt has a miracle cure
for everything
-your mother or father still feels the need to tell you, "katse
 kala" in public
 -you have ever been hit with a pandofla
 -can dance kalamatiano, tsiamiko, zebetiko without music
 -at every point in your life were not talking to at least one
 family member
 -you must name your children after your in-laws
 -you have at least 5 Maria's and 9 Dimitri's in your family as a
 result of the above
 -you have ever heard the phrase, "Sto leo yia to kalo sou"
 -you have a bottle of OUZO in your house right now
 -know what a komboloi is
 -know how to work a komboloi
 -you have been threatened to be eaten by the baboola/yero/pontiki
 when you were little
 -someone in your family owns any type of restaurant
 -your family inheritance includes olive trees
 -you can't understand why McDonald's rejected your idea for the
 McFeta" sandwich


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