JotD / QotD Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων (JotD)

Θέμα: Πληκτρολόγια και άλλα (Αγγλικό)

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Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 27 Σεπ 2001 - 02:22:53 EEST

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Πληκτρολόγια και άλλα

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COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
If debugging is the process of removing bugs,
then programming must be the process of putting them in.
The Computer Industry Is Finally Opening Up To Women
1. It's easier for a woman to "turn on" a computer
2. Women don't have motherboard fixations.
3. Women are much better at FDISK-ing a hard drive
4. When lost on the Internet, women are willing to ask for directions.
5. Women can communicate gossip and rumors quicker than the fastest modem.
6. Only women (I think) can marry Bill Gates.
7. Women see a 14 inch monitor they think it's a 14 incher and not a 20.
8. Women have bigger SMART drives.
9. Women don't think with their joysticks.
10. Women actually read installation manuals
Signs your spouse is having an affair by computer:

1Lately she sits at the computer naked.
2. After signing off, she always has a cigarette.
3. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.
4. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.
5. She's gotten amazingly good at typing one handed.
6. She makes sarcastic remakrs about your "software".
7. Lipstick on the mouse.
8. During sex she screams "A-colon backslash enter insert!"
9. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of panties.
10.The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's behind


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