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Θέμα: FAXing

(nil): yannakis (gizmo(@)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 25 Νοε 2001 - 23:24:54 EET

Ξέρω, δέν μεταφράζεται, αλλά μου το έστειλαν και δεν μπόρεσα να αντισταθώ
στον πειρασμό να το κάνω φοργουορντ (το ρήμα "φοργουοντάρω" παίζει Λήδα; ).
Σι γιου.


Practice Safe Fax

Q. Do I have to be married to have safe fax?
A. Although married people fax often, there are many single people who fax
complete strangers every day.

Q. How do I go about faxing a complete stranger?
A. Just ask them if they want to fax. If they do, they will give you their
phone number.

Q. My parents say they never had fax when they were young, and were only
allowed to write memo's to each other until they were 21. How old do you
think someone should be before they can fax?
A. Faxing can be performed at any age once you learn the correct procedure.

Q. If I fax something to myself will I go blind?
A. Certainly not. As far as we can see.

Q. There is a place on our street where you can go and pay to fax. Is this
A. Yes, many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and must pay a
"professional" when their needs become too great.

Q. Should a cover always be used for faxing?
A. Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should
always be used.

Q. What happens if I do the procedure incorrectly and fax prematurely?
A. Don't panic. Many people fax prematurely when they haven't faxed in a
long time. Just start over, most people won't mind if you try again.

Q. I have a personal and a business fax. Can transmissions become mixed up?
A. Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but so long as you use a cover with
each one you won't transmit anything you're not supposed to.

Q. Is getting faxed by one person the same as with another?
A. No. Even though many people (especially lawyers) would like you to
believe that the longer they are faxing you the better you will like it. In
reality the best fax is short, of high quality, and very graphic.

Q. There is a man I'd very much like to fax (I've tried several times) but
he can't seem to keep his equipment up long enough. Is there any thing I can
do to help him?
A. You could suggest that he contact a good fax therapist, such as Canon or
Mitsubishi. If he refuses to take the suggestion, it would be best if you
just wrote him off.

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