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Θέμα: Αμετάφραστη (λόγω βαριεμάρας) κιβωτός του Νώε

(nil): kyriakos (kyriakos(@)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 28 Μαΐ 2002 - 10:00:12 EEST

Lord came to Noah in Canada in the year 2002. Earth was wicked and over
populated. The Lord instructed Noah to rebuild the Ark and save two of
every living thing along with a few good humans. "Here's the blueprint,"
said the Lord. "Hurry - in six months I start the unending rain for 40
days and 40 nights." Six months later the rain came down. The Lord looked
down and saw Noah weeping in his flooded yard - and no Ark. "Noah," He
roared, "Where's my Ark?" "Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah. "Things have
changed. I needed a building permit. I've been arguing with the
inspector about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim
that I have violated the neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark
in my yard and the height limitation being exceeded. We had to go to the
Development Appeal Board for a decision." Then Transport Canada and the
Department of Highways and Hydro wanted a bond posted for the future
costs of moving power, trolley and other overhead obstructions, to clear
the passage for the Arks move to the sea. I argued the sea would be
coming to us, but they would hear nothing of this. "Getting wood was
another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to
save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I
needed the wood to save the owls. No go! I gathered the animals. But
then I got sued by an animal rights group. They insisted that I was
confining wild animals against their will. As well, they argued the
accommodation was too restrictive and it was cruel and inhumane to put
so many animals in so confined a space. "Environment Canada decided that
I could not build the Ark without filing an environmental impact
statement on your proposed flood. I'm still trying to resolve a complaint
with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to
hire for my building crew." The trades union wants me to hire only union
tradespeople with Ark building experience. To make matters worse, "Canada
Customs and Revenue Agency seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying
to leave the country illegally as well as with endangered species..
So, forgive me Lord, but it would take at least ten years to finish
this Ark." Suddenly the skies cleared and the sun began to shine. A
rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder. "You mean
you're not going to destroy the World?" he asked. "No," said the Lord.
Your Government already has!"

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