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Θέμα: THE STAR TREK EXPERIENCE PART 1

(nil): Spyropoulos (niki10(@)otenet.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 11 Ιουλ 2002 - 01:30:22 EEST

Star Trek:Payback

Written By:Dimitris Spiropoulos

The film opens with some really annoying credits that make the audience's
eyes hurt.
After the credits, we see Picard masturbating. This confuses the audience to
no end.
Next, we cut to the Enterprise. Throughout the movie, the ship interiors are
filmed too dark to see things clearly.
Here, we see the TNG crew. They are dancing on a holodeck while commander
Chakotay is singing. This scene is lame.
During this scene, Picard whines about not having a woman.
The crew is then interrupted! As a result, the TNG crew must use the toilet
. Thus, beginning their mission.
When they arrive at this mission, Data is having sex with the Borg queen..
This scene is embarrassing.
But suddenly, there is an action scene involving Shithead and Toiletpaper. !
This scene could have been very action-packed, but is very short,
unfortunately.
Later on, Picard finds out that that his girlfriend is screwing Number One.
, and thus the plot of the film finally begins.
Soon, a member of the TNG crew talks to me! , who is recognized by many TNG
fans, though this person doesn't really help the plot.
Then, Shithead, the film's obvious bad guy, is revealed. But Shithead is not
REALLY that bad, because lost his family by the Borg. .
The crew then learns that Magos'a is in grave danger! And they must come to
the rescue!
A few minutes later, there is an embarrassing scene where Data sings 'Very
Badly .' The audience groans.
And later, Worf is even more embarrassing because he has to kiss Neelix. .
This ticks off many Klingon fans in the audience.
Later on, Troi, who had nothing else to do in the film, is taking a bath
with Riker. . Unfortunately it doesn't help the plot.
A little later, Picard gets horny. . The audience doesn't laugh, however.
Picard and his Away Team beams to the toilet.. Which looks almost cinematic,
but not quite.
Crusher and Geordi do absolutely nothing for the duration of the film.
Soon, the audience gets a feeling of Deja Vu. Because Kirk is having sex
with a nice lady. . This seems verrrry familiar...
Then, for no reason, someone in the film says 'Oh, shit, it's Shithead. !'
Nerds in the audience think this is cool and edgy.
The crew discovers that Shithead has a torch! This makes things very
dangerous!
Then, one of the crewmembers says 'FUCK OFF !' Even though this makes no
sense.
In their attempts to stop Shithead, Picard has a fake orgasm. . This looks
really cool... but doesn't stop Shithead.
Soon, Riker shoots at Picard. . But this accomplishes absolutely nothing.
There is a final showdown in a nebula called Fakus. . In a fit of rage,
Shithead attempts to activate his torch! Time is running out, so Picard
beams over and attempts to stop him.
Eventually, Picard violently and mercilessly kills Shithead by showing him
his dick . Picard is almost killed in the process, but luckily the Borg
Queen. saves Picard at the last moment.
Later, Picard contemplates on what has happened. As a result of this
mission, Picard has resolved his problems with not having a woman. . Picard
then gives a boring speech about Shithead .
The TNG crew then beams back to the Enterprise, which warps off into space.
The TNG theme plays on the soundtrack.

THE END 

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