(nil): Evangelos Siozos (vagsiozo(@)hol.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 28 Μαρ 2003 - 01:40:46 EET
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Καλησπέρα,
ξέρω ότι αποφεύγουμε τα ανέκδοτα στα Αγγλικά, αλλά να και κάτι που πιστεύω
ότι είναι International
EUROENGLISH
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been
reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part
of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling
had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for
what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). In the first year, "s"
will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve
this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k." Not only
will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like
"fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments
will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a
deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of
silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by
"z" and "W" by "V". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from
vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors; be aplid to ozer
kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten
styl. Zer vil b no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
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