(nil): Alex Alexander (prophet(@)freemail.gr)
Çìåñïìçíßá: Äåõ 21 Áðñ 2003 - 01:56:47 EEST
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¸êáíá Ýíá ìéêñü ëáèÜêé óôç äéáôýðùóç, óôçí ðáñÝíèåóç åßíáé 2x12.500, ôï
óýíïëï (÷ùñßò ôá 3.000) åßíáé 2x13.500 :)
Sorryz :pp
Alex
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From: Alex Alexander [mailto:prophet(@)freemail.gr]
Sent: Monday, April 21, 2003 01:47 AM
To: 'Jokes(@)CEID.UPatras.GR'
Subject: FW: JotD... Ðïéïò ðÞñå ôï ÷éëéÜñéêï?
Simple...
Ôï æåõãÜñé ðÞñå ðßóù 3.000, ïðüôå ôï óýíïëï ôùí ÷ñçìÜôùí ðïõ îïäåýôçêáí
åßíáé ðëÝïí 27.000.
¸÷ïõìå ëïéðüí ôá 25.000 (ïñèþò 2x13.500) ðïõ Ýäùóáí óôï åóôéáôüñéï êáé
ôá 2.000 ðïõ êñÜôçóå åí áãíïßá ôïõò ôï ãêáñóüíé 27.000.
(+ ôá 3.000 ðïõ ðÞñáí ðßóù, 30.000 :)
:)
Alex
ÕÃ: Äåí åßíáé áêñéâþò áíÝêäïôï, áëëÜ óßãïõñá ðïëý ðåôõ÷çìÝíï. Äåí îÝñù
áí èõìÜôáé êáíåßò ôï ðáé÷íßäé The Incredible Machine ðïõ Ýöôéá÷íåò
äéÜöïñåò êáôáóêåõÝò ãéá íá ðåôý÷åéò êÜðïéï óôü÷ï... Ôï ßäéï êÜíåé ç
Honda ìå ôá åîáñôÞìáôá ôïõ Accord... ºóùò ç ðéï ðåôõ÷çìÝíç äéáöÞìéóç
ever. Ôï flash åßíáé 4 mb ïðüôå êÜíôå ôï pause ìÝ÷ñé íá öïñôþóåé (áîßæåé
ôïí êüðï) :Ppp
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From: ÌðÜìðçò Äçìüðïõëïò [mailto:babisdim(@)mycosmos.gr]
Sent: Sunday, April 20, 2003 01:33 AM
To: JotD - ÅëëçíéêÞ Ëßóôá Áíåêäüôùí
Subject: JotD... Ðïéïò ðÞñå ôï ÷éëéÜñéêï?
ÐÜôå ìå ôï ãêïìåíÜêé ãéá öáãçôü óå Ýíá åóôéáôüñéï. ¸ñ÷åôáé ëïéðüí ï
ëïãáñéáóìüò 30 ÷éëéáñéêÜêéá. ÅðåéäÞ ëïéðüí Ý÷ïõí öáãùèåß ìå ôçí éóüôçôá
ïé
ãõíáßêåò (êáëÜ íá ðÜèïõí), äßíåéò 15 åóý êáé 15 ôï ãêïìåíÜêé.
ÐÜåé ôá öñÜãêá ôï ãêáñóüíé óôï áöåíôéêü ëïéðüí, áëëÜ ôï áöåíôéêü ôïõ
ëÝåé:
"Êïßôá, áõôü ôï æåõãÜñé ôï îÝñù. Ïðüôå äþóôïõò 5 ÷éëéÜñéêá ðßóù".
ÓêÝöôåôáé üìùò ôï ãêáñóüíé:
"Êé åãþ ìáëÜêáò åßìáé? ÓéãÜ ìçí ôïõò ôá äþóù. Èá êñáôÞóù êé åãþ 2
÷éëéáñéêÜêéá".
¸ñ÷åôáé ëïéðüí êáé óáò äßíåé ðßóù 3 ÷éëéÜñéêá êáé êñáôÜåé ôá 2. Åóåßò
(îáíÜ
éóüôçôáò ãáñ) ôá ìïéñÜæåóôå êáé ðáßñíåôå áðü 1ìéóç ÷éëéÜñéêï.
Áñá Ý÷ïõìå:
Äþóáôå áðü 15.000 äñ÷.
ÐÞñáôå áðü 1ìéóç ÷éëéÜñéêï ðßóù, Üñá ôåëéêÜ äþóáôå 13.500 äñá÷ìÝò
Ýêáóôïò.
13.500 + 13.500 = 27.000
Óõí 2.000 (ðïõ êñÜôçóå ôï ãêáñóüíé) = 29.000
Ôï ÷éëéÜñéêï ðïõ ðåñéóóåýåé... ðïéïò ôï ðÞñå???
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