(nil): Makris Giorgos (gmcr(@)freemail.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 30 Δεκ 2003 - 01:09:27 EET
There once was a beautiful woman all alone on Christmas Eve. She stood in a see-through black
teddy, holding a crystal cup, and drinking the best wine. Candles were lit on the tables and silk
stockings hung over the mantle. Santa comes sliding down the chimney and starts to put things in
She clears her throat, shimmies her shoulders, and says, "Santa would you like to stay a while?"
Santa looks her over and says, "Ho Ho Ho got to go, lots of toys to deliver you know."
She slips her left arm out of the teddy, exposes her left breast, shimmies again, and says, "Santa
would you like to stay for a little while now?" Santa looks her over again and says, "Ho Ho Ho got
to go, lots of toys to deliver you know."
She slips her right arm out of her teddy, exposes both her breasts, and says, "Santa would you
like to say now??" Santa looks her over and says, "Ho Ho Ho got to go, lots of toys to deliver you
Frustrated and desperate, she slips the gown off, and stands naked in the candlelight. She
shimmies again and says, "Santa would you like to stay for a little while now??" Santa looks at
her and says, "Hey hey hey got to stay, can't get up the chimney this way!"
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve.
They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven.
On entering they must present something "Christmassy".
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of panties.
Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks,
"How do these represent Christmas?"
Answer... "They're Carol's."
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