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Ημερομηνία: Δευ 05 Ιουλ 2004 - 23:53:26 EEST
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o Mpizidis einai enas tupakos pou den 8eleis na ka8isei dipla sou sto
leoforeio. Letsis, me pantoflitsa guftikia sto ena podi, mia trupia kaltsa
sto allo kai vrwmaei apo xiliometra.
Poios 3erei pws ta katafere, kai mpike se mia amerikaniki polie8niki ws
aplos ipallilakos.
Se kapoia fasi, mazeuei o dieu8untis (to big boss pou lene) olo to proswpiko
(plin tou Mpizidi) kai tous leei: agapitoi ergazomenoi, 8a exoume tin timi
na episkeu8ei tin etaireia mas o prw8upourgos tis xwras kurios Kwstas
Simitis! (eipame, einai ligo palio to anekdoto) Koitaei gurw, den vlepei ton
Mpizidi kai tous leei: kai sas 8ermoparakalw, krupste ton Mpizidi. An ton
dei stin katastasi pou kukloforei 8a einai terastia dusfimisi gia tin
etaireia mas. Ela omws pou spaei o diaolos to podari tou kai pernaei ap eksw
ekeini ti stigmi o (gkouxou gkouxou) filarakos mas kai to akouei.
-ma kurie dieu8unta, antidraei, ton kwstaki ton 3erw apo ta paidika mou
xronia, mazi megalwsame.. kai koita pou eftase to atimo to koutsouvelaki tis
geitonias.. sas parakalw afiste me na ton dw..
-tespa leei o dieu8untis, den se pisteuw alla gia na min les oti se
kakometaxeirizomai kiolas, mporeis na krufteis pisw apo mia glastra konta
stin eisodo. alla prosexe na min se dei. ok?
-ok
Ftanei i mera, mazi kai o prw8upourgos. Oli i etaireia sto podi, kordeles,
diakosmiseis treles, ktl ktl paei na mpei o prw8upourgos stin etaireia, pws
kanei omws mia tsouuup girnaei to kefali kai pianei to mati tou ton Mpizidi!
-www Mpizidi file mou, posa xronia perasan.. den allakses ka8olou..
(kuriolektika) eutuxws pou se vlepw k eixa arxisei na tous variemai klp klp.
kokkalo o dieu8untis. Kai fusika gia na glipsei ligaki dinei mia prwagwgoula
ston Mpizidi (toulaxiston to diko tou grafeio kratouse ti vrwma mesa)
Meta apo merikous mines, sti diarkeia tis periodeias tou Klinton stin Ellada
(leme twra), anakoinwnei pali o dieu8untis stous ergazomenous tin episkepsi
tou planitarxi (pfff poios tou edwse auton ton titlo/dikaiwma?). Pali
koitaei gurw, den vlepei Mpizidi kai tous leei min tixon kai emfanistei kai
ginoun rompa die8nws. E o diaolos pote den exei mono ena podari, ton akouei
o Mpizidis (i kapoios to roufianepse, den exei eksakrivw8ei) kai paei ksana
ston dieu8unti:
-ma kurie dieu8unta, me ton vasilaki pigame mazi strato.. san x8es 8umamai
na ka8arizoume patates kai ekeinon ton vlaka ton loxia na mas ftunei sta
moutra.. exw na ton dw tosa xronia, pige kai egine planitarxis to vlameno,
kai den prolavainw na ton dw..
-(gia na min epanalamvanomai, tou eipe ta idia)
Erxetai o Klinton, auti ti fora pio lousati i etaireia, oloi ntimenoi me ta
kala tous, pws kanei mia tsouuup girnaei to kefali dipla apo tin porta
vlepei ton Mpizidi (isws kai na ton mirise omws..)
-OOOOHH Mpiziiiidisss my frieendd it's been sooo lonngg.. Ti kaneiss agapite
mou fille.. 8umasai pou ka8arizame mazi patates kai ekeinos o vlakas o
loxias mas eftune sta moutraa..?
kai grafontas tous pantes, pairnei ton Mpizidi kai pane gia fagito sta
goody's
Me to zori kratousan ton dieu8unti na min tous meinei sta xeria.
Na min ta polilogw (na leipoun ta sxolia), o Mpizidis meta apo auto egine
fusika voi8os dieu8unti kai anwtato stelexos tis epixeirisis. Mia
paren8esoula edw ( )<-- na ti, na pw oti o Mpizidis, oses proagwges kai na
pire, i pantoflitsa pantoflitsa, kai i apoxi apo to nero, apoxi. To eixe
mesa tou o an8rwpos pws na to kanoume twra.
Tespa, erxetai i stigmi pou prepei na pane stin Italia me ton dieu8unti mazi
gia kati douleies tis etaireias. Pws einai sti rwmi kai exoun teleiwsei gia
tin imera ekeini, leei o Mpizidis ston dieu8unti:
-Kurie dieu8unta mia kai ir8ame ws edw, den petagomaste mexri to Vatikano na
dw ton filo mou ton Papa?
-E ws edw itan, leei o dieu8untis, ok na 3ereis ton prw8upourgo, ok na
3ereis ton Klinton, alla ton Papa den ton 3ereis me tipota, me douleueis
psilo gazi.
-An den me pisteuete pame na sas deiksw.
Oxi pou den 8a tsimpouse o dieu8untis, petagontai me to elikoptero mexri
Vatikano, vlepoun ton Papa sto mpalkoni tou na xairetaei tous pistous (an
mporei na kounisei to xeri tou..). Pane stin eisodo na mpoune, tous
stamatane oi frouroi.
-O kurios Mpizidis mporei na perasei, alla o allos kurios prepei na meinei
eksw.
Pagaki pali o dieu8untis.
-Ma, elate twra paidia, leei o Mpizidis, o kurios einai dieu8untis
polie8nikis kai filos mou!
(asxoliasto to vlema tou dieu8unti ekeini tin wra..)
-lupomaste kurie Mpizidi, an 8elete mporeite na perasete, alla monos sas.
Tespa, kurie dieu8unta, mporeite na me perimenete kapou sto pli8os, 8a vgw
sto mpalkonaki na sas xairetisw..
Animporos kai na milisei o dieu8untis meta to sok (8a eprepe na to eixe
sini8isei 8a mou peite, alla tespa) kounaei to kefali kai feugei
Anevainei panw o Mpizidis, molis ton vlepei o papas ginetai to 8auma,
sikwnetai apo tin karekla tou xwris voi8eia, kai trexei pros ton Mpizidi,
ton pairnei aggalia kai ton petaei panw. meta arxizei ta filia kai ta
Mpizidi agorina mou, pws megalwses, den allakses ka8olou, ela na xairetiseis
ki esi mazi mou..
Kanei na koitaksei katw o Mpizidis, vlepei ton dieu8unti tou teza.
Tsakizetai, trexei katw, sprwxnei klp me to pou ftanei o dieu8untis eixe
arxisei na sinerxetai:
-kurie dieu8unta, giati lipo8umisate, afou sas to eixa pei oti 8a evgaina
sto mpalkonaki..
-den einai auto re Mpizidi..
-alla?
-Na, otan isoun panw me ton papa, perase dipla mou mia parea kinezwn
touristwn kai me rwtise ekeinos o mlkas dipla ston Mpizidi poios einai?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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