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----- Original Message -----
From: "Nikos Tsekhs" <ntsek(@)freemail.gr>
To: "JotD - Elliniki Lista Anekdotwn" <Jokes(@)CEID.UPatras.GR>
Sent: Sunday, September 19, 2004 12:39 AM
Subject: JotD... Employtismeno Neoellhniko Lejilogio

>
> Oloi ma oloi lene oti exoyme arxisei na jexname th glwssa mas, kai oti
> xrhsimopoioyme elaxistes lejeis apo tis xiliades toy glwssikoy mas
> ploytoy.
>
> A8liofyto, to
> Diakosmhtiko fyto se dhmosies yphresies, trapezes kai alloys xwroys
> dhmosias xrhshs poy kaneis de frontizei kai gi ayto exei ta mayra toy ta
> xalia. Fhmologeitai oti h aytoktonia toy Karywtakh ofeiletai sthn paroysia
> a8liofytwn sth dhmosia yphresia opoy ergazotan sthn Prebeza.
>
> Aplythri, to
> To pothri poy afhnoyme dipla sto neroxyth gia na pinoyme nero wste na mh
> bgazoyme ka8aro apo to ntoylapi ka8e fora. Na shmeiw8ei oti h lejh den
> exei plh8yntiko. An einai panw apo ena, tote legontai sketo "aplyta
> pothria".
>
> Afanarocia, h
> Of8almologikh pa8hsh orismenwn Ellhnwn odhgwn kata thn opoia to kokkino
> kai to portokali twn fwteinwn shmatodotwn 8ewroyntai apoxrwseis toy
> prasinoy, opote den prokyptei logos na stamathsoyn.
>
> Bromili, to
> Xrwma poy exei pacei na einai xrwma kai einai aplws bromiko, to xrwma ths
> bromias. "Den agorase ta mpez soyent papoytsia giati se ligoys mhnes 8a
> ginontoysan bromili".
>
> Gewmylofobia, h
> (Mageirikh) O fobos mhpws ka8ariseis yperbolika polles h yperbolika liges
> patates otan 8eleis na thganiseis patates h na ftiajeis poyre.
>
> Goystelleich, h
> H episthmonika anejhghth pa8hsh apo thn opoia ypoferoyn orismenoi
> synan8rwpoi mas kata thn opoia nomizoyn oti to laxani syndyazetai epityxws
> me to kokkino ths fwtias h, edw poy ta leme, me opoiodhpote allo xrwma.
>
> Degrafyloi, oi
> O stolos twn stylo poy fylame sth molybo8hkh mas, paroti exoyn pacei apo
> kairo na doyleyoyn. Exei parathrh8ei pws ka8e fora poy prepei na gracoyme
> sta grhgora kapoio thlefwno h mia allh plhroforia, pianoyme degrafylo kai
> tsantizomaste,
> opote mas erxetai na toys petajoyme. Paradojws omws, den toys petame alla
> toys janatopo8etoyme sth 8esh toys.
>
> Dolioklwsth, h
> Ypoylh klwstoyla poy kremetai apo kapoio eidos royxismoy kai poy molis
> trabas gia na thn koceis, katalhgeis na jhlwseis to miso royxo.
>
> Episkeptologies, oi
> Oi dikaiologies poy ekfrazoyme gia to xaos poy epikratei spiti mas se
> episkepth protoy prolabei ekeinos na pei tipota. "Sygnwmh gia to xaos poy
> blepeis alla den prolaba na mazecw", eipe o Petros xwris kamia
> peistikothta.
>
> Zarxidhs, o
> Aytos poy koyna ta zaria gia 3 lepta, ta fysa, ta eylogei, toys kanei
> trisagio klp ekneyrizontas mexri fonoy h aytoktonias toys sympaiktes toy.
> Zarxidia. "An einai n' arxiseis tis synh8ismenes zarxidies soy, 8a paijw
> me ton Mpamph",proeidopoihse o Mhtsos ton filo toy sto kafeneio.
>
> Hmialejibrexomai, r. ametb.
> Moirazomai me kapoion thn idia omprela, afoy yparxei mono mia, opote
> katalhgoyme ki oi dyo na exoyme apo ena bregmeno wmo, alla ginomaste
> kalyteroi filoi.
>
> Isorrophthri, to
> Ayto to kati (kapaki mpyras, petroyla, jylaraki) poy epistrateyoyme gia na
> feroyme ena trapezi poy trampalizei sta isia toy se laika tabernakia. "8a
> mas ferete prwta ligo nero ki ena isorrophthri;"
>
> Kamikazentomo, to
> Entomo, kyriws mygaki, poy exei tax8ei na aytoktonhsei mesa ston kafe soy
> h sto krasi soy kai de leei na fygei mexri na pesei mesa. Orismena
> kamikazentoma exoyn ws skopo zwhs na ejereynhsoyn ta roy8oynia soy.
>
> Kotoxara, h
> H xara otan se geyma me kotopoylo soy dinoyn to kommati poy soy aresei.
> "Ax! Ti kotoxara, moy epese to mpoyti"
>
> Kretinerwthseis, oi
> Erwthseis me pasidhles apanthseis poy synh8izoyn na kanoyn oi
> dhmosiografoi se dysmoiroys polites. Oi en logw erwthseis katadeiknyoyn
> peritrana oti oi dhmosiografoi exoyn IQ fryganias.
> Paradeigmatos xarin:
> Se kapoion poy molis exei pesei apo ton ekto orofo: Ponate;
> Se kapoion poy molis exase mana, patera, tria aderfia kai to skylaki toy
> se aytokinhtistiko: Pws ais8aneste;
>
> Ktelontoyri, to
> To eidos eleeinhs moysikhs poy se krata jypnio se nyxterina tajidia me ta
> KTEL. To megalytero meros ths agrypnhs nyxtas to pernas anarwtwmenos pws
> einai dynaton o odhgos na einai sta ntoyzenia toy stis 4 h wra to prwi.
>
> Lakkoybara8ra, ta
> Lakkoybes gemates nero stoys dromoys oi opoies mporei kai na apoteloyn
> pyles eisodoy sta egkata toy Adh, opote kalo einai na tis parakamptete kai
> oxi na patate mesa toys.
>
> Matiskycimo, to
> H anohth, anwfelh synh8eia na skyboyme pente ekatosta to kefali otan
> pername mprosta apo alloys 8eates se sinema h 8eatro wste na ftasoyme sth
> 8esh mas, les kai o ypoloipos ogkos mas fatsa fora den toys enoxlei.
>
> Melloxrhsimo, to
> Antikeimeno pasifanws axrhsto to opoio to fylaw kapoy giati isws sto
> mellon fanei xrhsimo. Apotelei sympantiko kanona oti ta melloxrhsima, otan
> telika ta xreiastoyme sto mellon, pote de 8ymomaste poy ta exoyme balei.
>
> Myjodiagnwstikh, h
> To na fysas th myth soy kai meta na koitazeis to manthli gia na deis ti
> ejhl8e, isws telwntas ypo thn pepoi8hsh oti kat'ayton ton tropo 8a
> diagnwseis tromera pragmata gia thn ygeia soy h 8a antikriseis kati
> prwtognwro.
>
> Neroyrw, r. ametb.
> Moy erxetai na kanw tsisa moy otan trexei h brysh, eidika de thn wra poy
> jyrizomai.
>
> Jenogamia, h
> To na phdiesai me jenoys/es se nhsia ths Elladas to kalokairi kai na to
> eyxaristiesai. H jenogamia to xeimwna den exei thn idia ais8hsh, ektos ean
> prokeitai gia synedrio sto Parisi h th Frankfoyrth.
>
> Joyrlo, to
> To katwtero zwiko eidos Xazogkomenoys Jan8oys Jan8oys, syggenes me thn
> amoibada, poy apantatai se prwines thleoptikes ekpompes kai poy
> anaparagetai san koyneli,
> dystyxws omws den einai ejisoy nostimo. To kynhgi toy zwoy aytoy
> epitrepetai olo to xrono epeidh o plh8ysmos toy exei ayjh8ei yperbolika
> kai apeilei thn kalliergeia toy topoy (thn pneymatikh).
>
> Oyralpisia, h
> H kata8lich ki apelpisia sthn opoia perierxetai kaneis otan gia pollosth
> fora epibebaiwnetai h anikanothta toy na epilejei thn pio grhgorh oyra se
> soyper market h trapezes kai thn opoia epekteinei kai se alloys tomeis ths
> zwhs toy
> (l.x. Emena kaneis de m'agapa, mia zwh gkantemhs k.o.k.).
>
> Poyphgio, to
> Opoiodhpote lilipoyteiwn diastasewn ejarthma (bida, pajimadaki k.a.)
> afairw apo hlektrikh h hlektronikh syskeyh thn wra poy thn episkeyazw, to
> opoio moy peftei apo ta xeria kai meta pernaw to ypoloipo misawro
> caxnontas to sto patwma,
> synh8ws se mwsaiko opoy einai akoma pio dyskolo na to brw.
> "O Antwnhs eide to poyphgio na toy glistraei apo to trapezi kai koitaje
> amesws na dei poy paei alla den prolabe, opote katarasthke thn tyxh toy
> kai epese sta gonata na to brei".
>
> Pwlhteyw, r. metb.
> Esfalmena 8ewrw pelath katasthmatos ws pwlhth, opote ton rwtaw poy einai h
> magioneza h poso kanei to mple khrophgio ki ekeinos agriokoitwntas moy
> leei oti den doyleyei edw. "Ax sygnwmh, sas pwlhteysa!"
>
> Rampwtes, oi
> Kommwtes poy exoyn to takt kai thn eyais8hsia toy Rampo se ejormhsh sto
> Bietnam kai poy se koyreyoyn opws 8eloyn ekeinoi para ta dakrya soy. Oi
> Rampwtes ajizoyn
> na pa8oyn o,ti epa8e h kariera toy Sylbester Stalone.
>
> Rialoneidos, to
> H afath, abastaxth ntroph an deis syggenh soy, ews kai tritoy ba8moy se
> rialiti sooy.
>
> Skoypeykairia, h
> Otan, kata to skoypisma me hlektrikh skoypa, pernaw ena kommati xnoydi h
> klwstoyla toylaxiston deka fores me th skoypa alla den to royfaei, opote
> telika skybw kai to pianw, to ejetazw kai meta to janarixnw xamw gia na
> dwsw mia
> eykairia sth skoypa na to piasei.
>
> Sfoyggaroperpatw, r. ametb.
> To geloio kai entelws anwfelo badisma poy yio8etoyn osoi prepei na
> perasoyn panw apo mia epifaneia poy molis exei sfoyggaristei, perpatwntas
> elafrws sta nyxia.As shmeiw8ei oti sfoyggaroperpatame mono an einai
> paroysa h ka8aristria.
>
> Trapemanthskisths, -stria
> An8rwpos poy gia entelws anejhghtoys logoys epiti8etai meta manias sta
> plastika trapezomantila estiatoriwn kai ta kanei xilia kommatia enosw
> trwei (synh8ws omws protoy jekinhsei h afoy teleiwsei).
>
> Tsigapthras, o
> To set tsigarwn & anapthra, ton opoio gia eykolia bazoyme mesa sto paketo
> twn tsigarwn, h, an prokeitai gia malako paketo mesa sth zelatina toy.
> ``Ma poy ebala ton tsigapthra moy;''
>
> Tsoyroyfla8omai, r. ametb.
> Ka8omai amerimna kai aperiskepta se plastiko ka8isma aytokinhtoy poy htan
> parkarismeno stis 3 h wra to meshmeri se paralia xwris skia.
>
> Ydrothlefwno, to
> Thlefwnikh syskeyh poy einai programmatismenh na xtypa dyo lepta afotoy
> mpeis na kaneis mpanio. To ydrothlefwno einai epishs programmatismeno na
> stamathsei na xtypa molis to shkwseis, enw stazeis nera pantoy kai
> kindyneyeis apo pneymonia.Mporei na einai kinhto h sta8ero.
>
> Ypoyleggizw, r. metb.
> Prospa8w na proseggisw kapoion poy me endiaferei erwtika se party h allh
> koinwnikh peristash xwris omws na apokalycw to endiaferon moy kai ginw
> rezili se periptwsh poy to endiaferon den einai amoibaio. "H Lena
> ypoyleggize ton Taso olo to brady, alla to ekane toso prosektika poy
> ekeinos den
> phre xampari ki etsi ton kerdise mia jekwlh poy toy ta erije xyma".
>
> Fysotrww, r. metb.
> Otan apo th laimargia moy prospa8w na faw kati poy akoma axnizei kai to
> bazw sto stoma moy opote anagkazomai na krataw to stoma moy anoixto kai na
> fysaw kai na jefysaw elpizontas na dhmioyrghsw reymata aeros poy 8a cyjoyn
> thn atimh mpoykia moy. Eniote bgazw kai anar8roys hxoys, oi pio hli8ioi
> koynoyn thn palamh toys mprosta ap' to stoma, les ki ayto boh8aei.
>
> Xestikos, -h, -o
> Opoiodhpote anagnwsma (periodiko, efhmerida, biblio, oi odhgies sth
> syskeyasia ths xlwrinhs h toy sampoyan) poy fylassetai sthn toyaleta pros
> xrhsh kata thn wra ths afodeyshs. "O Faidwn eixe hdh diabasei ola ta
> xestika, akomh kai ta tasienerga systatika toy Tide, kai metaniwse poy den
> eixe parei mazi toy thn efhmerida".
>
> Xortagxos, to
> To agxos poy se kyrieyei thn wra poy trws pragmatika ejaisia faghta mhpws
> xortaseis protoy prolabeis na ta dokimaseis ola. "Mh xortagxwnesai bre
> Nektarie, 8a janar8oyme!"
>
> Ceydoptwmata, ta
> To eidos a8wwn cematwn poy anagkazesai na peis se opoion zhta th gnwmh soy
> gia kati poy fora alla den mporeis na toy peis sta isa oti einai a8lio
> dioti den ton jereis arketa kala.
>
> Cyggies, oi
> Oi fwnes toy periptera na kleiseis to cygeio.
>
>
>
> --
>
> H Ebelyn (Jokes-Robot(@)ceid.upatras.gr) grafei :
>
> Prwto tajidi etyxe naylos gia to Noto,
> dyskoles bardies kakos ypnos kai malaria.
> Einai parajena ths Intias ta fanaria
> kai den ta blepeis ka8ws lene me to prwto.
>
> Nikos Kabbadias
>
>
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Η Έβελυν (Jokes-Robot(@)ceid.upatras.gr) γράφει :
Σαν τα παιχνίδια η ζωή σου γυρνά
απελπισμένα, μια τροχιά μυστική
πού και πού ο χρόνος σταματά
νόμιζες πως θα κρατούσε,
μα ήταν μόνο ένα φιλί
Τα βήματά σου χάνονται στα βήματα των άλλων
αυτή η εποχή θα ήταν κάτι παραπάνω 
αν εσύ κι εγώ ήμαστε μαζί
Σαν τα παιχνίδια η ζωή σταματά
κι αυτό που ένιωσα μαζί σου μια στιγμή
βρήκε καταφύγιο στην καρδιά
με όλα αυτά που πέταξες
σε κάποιου δρόμου τη στροφή
Τα βήματά σου χάνονται στα βήματα των άλλων
αυτή η εποχή θα ήταν κάτι παραπάνω 
αν εσύ κι εγώ ήμαστε μαζί
Τα βήματά σου χάνονται στα βήματα των άλλων
αυτή η εποχή θα ήταν κάτι παραπάνω 
αν εσύ κι εγώ ήμαστε μαζί
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