(nil): Chris Kalivas (chriskalivas(@)hotmail.com)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 11 Νοε 2004 - 01:38:10 EET
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>Obedient Wife There was a man who had worked all of his life, had
>>saved all of his >money,and was a real miser when it came to his money.
>Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to
>take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take >my
>>money to the afterlife with me." >And so he got his wife to promise him
>>with all of her heart that >when he died, she would put all of the money
>>in the casket with him. >Well, he died. >He was stretched out in the
>>casket, his wife was sitting there in >black, and her friend was sitting
>>next to her. When they finished >the ceremony, just before the undertakers
>>got ready to close the >casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She
>>had a box with her, >she came over with the box and put it in the casket.
>Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
>So, her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put >all
>that
>money in there with your husband." >The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm
>>a Christian, I can't go back on >my word. I promised him that I was going
>>to put that money in that >casket with him." >"You mean to tell me you put
>>that money in the casket with him!!!!?" >"I sure did," said the wife. >
>>"I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. >If
>>he can cash it, he can spend it."
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