Είναι μόλις και μετά βίας στα Αγγλικά:
CHINESE SICK LEAVE -- "I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls in to work and says,
"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache,
stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex.
That make all everything better and I go to work. You try."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls in again:
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great.
I be at work soon.
You got nice house."
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Η Έβελυν (Jokes-Robot@ceid.upatras.gr) γράφει :
Πάντα ψηλότερα να ανεβαίνουμε, πάντα μακρύτερα να κοιτάζουμε
Φάουστ, Γκαίτε
[είναι φράση του Αγίου Αυγουστίνου 3ος αι. μΧ]
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