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Θέμα: Re: Tromokratika xtyphmata sto Londino;

(nil): Loukas Lazos (llazos(@)gmail.com)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 08 Ιουλ 2005 - 01:41:45 EEST

Mporo na sumponeso olous tous laous tis gis sumperilamvanomenon kai ton
ilithion Amerikanon, ektos apo enan. Tous Agglous. Ahristi fuli to mono pou
ehei prosferei stin anthropotita einai i dimosiotita tou tsagiou pou eklepse
apo tin anatoli, opos kai alla klemena pragmata (des ta mouseia tous, gemata
klemmenous thisavrous elleipsei entopion). Oi Aggloi mou kathontai sto
stomahi, giati mas g**an ston proto pagkosmio polemo, mas g*san sto deutero
pagkosmio polemo, mas g**san ston emfulio mas g*san stin kupro kai
prospathisan na mas g*soun stin Olumpiada. Antipathitika tsirakia ton
amerikanon, horis ethniki tautotita, pio ANTIPATHITIKOI kai uperoptes kai
apo tous Gallous.

Lupamai tous anthropous pou hathikan giati den einai sunupeuthinoi kai ohi
oi monoi upethinoi opos sunupeuthinoi eimaste kai meis pou stirizome tous
amerikanous agorazontas ta proionta tous klp klp klp. Oi Agglia einai se
polemo, allo an ehoun kataferei na metaferoun to metopo ston "exthro." Ston
polemo uparhoun apoleies. Alitheia poso diaforetiko einai ena tromokratiko
htupima apo ena B-52 i stealth pou peta pano apo ti vagdati kai spernei ton
tromo anupopta. Katholou.

Krima pou to Londino anelave tin Olympiada..

Kai to anekdoto pou sigoura ehei ksanaperasei

- Pos vgazoun oi aggloi ta profulaktika?
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- klanontas

----- Original Message -----
From: "Spyros Mplatsios" <blatsios(@)teledomedsl.gr>
To: "JotD - Elliniki Lista Anekdotwn" <Jokes(@)ceid.upatras.gr>
Sent: Thursday, July 07, 2005 12:30 PM
Subject: RE: JotD... Tromokratika xtyphmata sto Londino;

>
> Wraia einai na kaneis kritikh ek toy asfaloys kai apo to plhktrologio toy
> pc
> soy pinontas kafedaki kai akoygontas moysikoyla.
> Prin omws arxisoyme ta eyfyologhmata gia to ti epa8an oi "loympines" oi
> "loygkres" klp klp skefteite 2-3 pragmatakia...
>
> 1) Opoioi ekanan to xtyphma (giati ektos apo Al Kainta yparxei kai o IRA)
> den skotwsan oyte ton Bush oyte ton Blair, oyte praktores . Skotwsan
> a8woys
> polites poy phgainan sthn doyleia toys.
>
> 2) Skefteite oti an ayrio skasei mia tetoia bomba dipla sas den 8a einai
> kai
> toso asteio. (8ymh8eite thn ypo8esh Ajarlian)
>
> 3) Otan antimetwpizoyme olo ton kosmo ws ex8roys kai katwteroys mas as mhn
> mas kanei ekplhjh poy den pata oyte toyristas , oyte ependyths. Ta 8eloyme
> kai ta pa8ainoyme. Kai otan mas mayrisoyn oloi as arxisoyme na trwme o
> enas
> ton allon.
>
> Ante epanastates toy plhktrologioy synexiste to ergo sas...
>
>
> Kai gia na eimaste sto pneyma ths listas parte kai anekdotaki...
>
>
>
>
> Mpainei h syzygos sthn koyzina kai blepei ton antra ths na krataei mia
> mygoskotwstra...
> -'Ti kaneis ekei;' (gynaikes...)
> -'Skotwnw myges...'
> -'Eixes kamia epityxia;'
> -'Bebaiws! Treis arsenikes kai dyo 8hlykes!'
> -'Kala, kai pws tis jexwrizeis;'
>
> -'Oi treis htan panw sto pothri ths mpyras moy, enw oi alles dyo panw sto
> thlefwno...'
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Nikos J. FARSARIS [mailto:njf(@)freemail.gr]
> Sent: Thursday, July 07, 2005 9:53 PM
> To: JotD - Ellhnikh Lista Anekdotwn
> Subject: Re: JotD... Tromokratika xtyphmata sto Londino;
>
> Emena moy arese h prwth antidrash toy Mpler sth synodo toy G-8
> "Eimai sigoyros oti den prokeitai gia fainomeno tromokratias..."
> Tote ti einai re .... Amfiklinh; Kairiko fainomeno;;;;;
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "-=Greek=-" <greekdonjuan(@)gmail.com>
> To: "JotD - Ellhnikh Lista Anekdotwn" <Jokes(@)CEID.UPatras.GR>
> Sent: Thursday, 07 July, 2005 18:40 PM
> Subject: JotD... Tromokratika xtyphmata sto Londino;
>
>
>> Ti eipate gia thn Ellada mas mwre loympines? Nai, esas me ta mplaze
>> kostoymakia lew palio-loygkres. Oxi pws xairomaste, to anti8eto. Eseis
> omws
>> xairosastan aderfares persi kai propersi poy me ta synetairakia sas
> bgazate
>> xilies dyo anakoinwseis peri "epikindynhs Elladas", tajidiwtikes odhgies
> ki
>> alla koyreloxarta isa - isa gia na mas armejete gia "olympiaka metra
>> asfaleias". Balte ta ston pato sas loipon.
>>
>> Oyf...
>>
>> San melos ths listas ekana xrhsh toy dikaiwmatos apostolhs - dhmosieyshs
>> post kai ta exwsa xontra sto ka8arma ton Mpler. Elpizw o Tony na diabazei
> th
>> lista kai na moy sygxwresei kapoia or8ografika la8h. Pame twra sto
>> parasyn8hma. Deite ton xarth toy Londinoy me shmeiwmena ta merh poy
>> eginan
>> oi epi8eseis (ton syndesmo ton brhka sto www.startpoint.gr):
>>
>> http://geepster.com/london.php
>>
>> Opws 8a deite ta shmeia poy shmeiwnei o xarths einai 7 ton ari8mo. Kai
> prin
>> me prolabei o Eley8erios Argyropoylos exw na dhlwsw se prwth panellhnia
>> apokleistikh metadosh ta ejhs:
>>
>> Shmera exoyme 7 Ioylioy, dhladh 7/7/2005. Dhladh:
>>
>> 7h mera.
>> 7os mhnas.
>> 2005 (2+0+0+5= 7)
>>
>> Oi bombes poy eskasan einai 7 ton ari8mo.
>>
>> 8elete ki allh apodeijh pws h M12, h Sia kai h Mosant koimoyntai
> or8ies????
>>
>> Epishs, xrhsimopoiwntas thn lejari8mhtikh me8odo antilhchs twn pragmatwn,
>> anakalyca to ejhs:
>>
>> LONDINO = KAYSWNAS = XAMOS STO ISIWMA = 1777
>>
>> Einai tromaktiko de symfwneite? Poy na deite kai ta alla:
>>
>> TAMESHS = FWTIA = OJW POYSTH AP THN PARAGKA = 1533
>>
>> Einai na anatrixiazeis!!! Epishs:
>>
>> AFGANISTAN = MPLER = CWFA POYSTH TON IOYLIO = 4332
>>
>> De 8elw na synexizw giati noiw8w etoimos na lipo8ymhsw, h synexeia
>> ...dikh
>> sas (poy leei ki o Ntalaras)!!
>>
>>
>>
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>>
>> (O yphreths fernei ena disko me faghta panw sto eidiko trolei)
>>
>> Alikh Boygioyklakh: Gia koita! Aytos ebgale ta fagia peripato!
>>
>> Ena asteio koritsi
>>
>>
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