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Θέμα: Re: DEN GOYSTARW POY EIMAI ELLHNAS GIATI ...

(nil): Loukas Lazos (llazos(@)gmail.com)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 30 Σεπ 2005 - 04:06:46 EEST

Niko apo ta diadohika email sou vlepo oti dianueis mia periodo vathias
katathlipsis. Oi gomenes den sou kathontai, eheis halastei me to pantahou
paron Elliniko stoiheio klp klp. Yparhei mia lisi sto provlima sou idiaitera
apli kai apotelesmatiki. Dialekse mia hora plin tis Ellados (opoiadipote
hora) kai pigaine na ziseis gia duo-tria minakia. Otan guriseis tha deis ta
eksis evergetimata.

1. Den tha stelneis sti lista malakies tou tipou den mamaw giati den eho
lefta. Tha anakalupseis oti i tehni tou liliou thelei pagania kai ohi
eouros.
2. Den tha stelneis sti lista malakies tou tipou den goustaro pou eimai
Ellinas..., giati the se ehei faei i mizeria tou eksoterikou, tha deis oti
den eimaste kai toso diaforetikoi apo tous varvarous (kata tin arhaia
ennoia) kai opos kai na to kanoume dustuhos h eutuhos pirame to kalutero
horafi se auto ton planiti. H eidopoios diafora einai oti o Ellinas panta
koitaei tin kaloperasi tou, pou allous tous ftiahnei kai allous tous halaei.

Pigaine sou leei kai the vreis tin igia sou

kai to anekdotaki.

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- STOLTIDIA

Filika

Loukas

----- Original Message -----
From: "Nikos Tsekhs" <ntsekhs(@)gmail.com>
To: "JotD - Elliniki Lista Anekdotwn" <Jokes(@)CEID.UPatras.GR>
Sent: Thursday, September 29, 2005 5:31 AM
Subject: JotD... DEN GOYSTARW POY EIMAI ELLHNAS GIATI ...

> Na me sympa8ate agaphtoi, alla epeidh, tetoies stigmes, bgainei to
> e8nikistiko mas kai nomizoyme pws, oloi emeis, oi koilarades toy
> kanape phrame Paneyrwpaiko, kalo 8a htan na 8ymomaste kai giati DEN
> GOYSTAROYME na eimaste Ellhnes (h den 8a eprepe na goystaroyme).
>
> Kai epeidh den eimai ekproswpos kanenos, para mono toy eaytoy moy, DEN
> GOYSTARW POY EIMAI ELLHNAS GIATI:
>
> - Ka8e nikh poy panhgyrizetai sthn Omonoia exei mesa kai to syn8hma
> "Den 8a gineis Ellhnas pote - Albane -Albane"
>
> - Glyfoyme toys jenoys ta kalokairia (gia na toys ta paroyme) kai ka8e
> anerasth toyristria (profaneis logoi), ginomaste soyrgela otan bgoyme
> ektos synorwn alla exoyme problhma na krathsei Albanos th shmaia mas
> se parelash.
>
> - O Dhmaxos toy Eyosmoy (h toy Kordelioy htan;) apagoreyei sta
> dhmotika lewforeia na pairnoyn allodapoys.
>
> - Den exoyme ais8hsh toy metroy. Panhgyrizoyme th Eurovision san na
> phrame thn Polh, alla apoxaynwmenoi apo th skoypidothleorash, den
> jeroyme oti exoyme steilei doryforo sto diasthma.
>
> - Exoyme xasei thn istorikh mas mnhmh. O Panagoylhs einai apla enas
> sta8mos toy METRO, h 17h Noembrh tromokratikh organwsh kai to "San bgw
> ap' ayth th fylakh", tragoydi toy Sfakianakh.
>
> - Eimaste o orismos toy tzampa magka. Panta etoimoi na paroyme ta opla
> gia na sfajoyme toys Toyrkoys, alla to idio etoimoi na petaxtoyme
> mexri Toyrkia gia fthna cwnia (ki as fwnazoyn oi Koyrdoi).
>
> - Pasxoyme apo kalpazoysa megalomania. Oi Amerikanoi yparxoyn monaxa
> gia na sampotaroyn to megaleio toy e8noys mas, oi Danoi 8eloyn na mas
> paroyn thn dafnostefanomenh feta kai oi Eyrwpaioi genika paleyoyn na
> mas ypotajoyn ston eparato ka8olikismo. Emeis oxi mono den ftaime alla
> parakoloy8oyme kai ametoxoi.
>
> - Anakalycame th xolhsterinh kai spame ka8e rekor sta sxetika
> a8lhmata. Apo toys prwtoys sthn Eyrwph se paxysarkia, kardiopa8eies
> kai emfragmata. Se ligo 8a eimaste oloi ka8ista kthnh (san kati
> Notioys Amerikanoys) kai oi xontroi kwloi mas den 8a jekollane apo ton
> kanape. Alla eimaste wraioi etsi;
>
> - Paleyoyme apegnwsmena na katoxyrwsoyme thn ellhnikothta toy sfagea
> ths Anatolhs Alejandroy.
>
> - Sxetika me to parapanw -h perhfanh stash mias polhs-kratoys poy
> apofasizei na mhn symmetasxei se epektatiko polemo kai ekfrazetai me
> to "plhn Lakedaimoniwn" einai ypotimhtikh ekfrash gia emas.
>
> - - Eimaste 8ymata ths alogisths katanalwshs kai epimenoyme,
> boythgmenoi sta xreh, na 8ewroyme pws eimaste "arxontes".
>
> - - Kapote o xoyntikos, sklhrophrynikos (8iaswths para8rhskeytikwn
> organwsewn) Arxiepiskopos Xristodoylos xtypoyse prwties apo
> dhmotikothta.
>
> - O an8rwpos poy den ekane pote tipota sthn politikh zwh toy,
> apotyxhmenos kommatika kai akrodejiwn pepoi8hsewn (opote eixe politiko
> posto) K. Stefanopoylos, xtypoyse koryfh stis listes dhmotikothtas,
> oso htan Proedros ths Dhmokratias.
>
> - Eimaste toso syneidhtopoihmena Ellhnarades, poy skame xiliades Eyrw
> gia na pame ejwteriko kai otan bre8oyme ejw trexoyme na broyme
> mpoyzoyjidiko 3hs dialoghs.
>
> - Agorazoyme tzip 2.000 kybikwn gia na mpotiliaristoyme sthn Boyliagmenhs.
>
> - Brwmizoyme oti akoympame. Apo paralia mexri idea.
>
> - Chfizoyme me akrws politika krithria. Giati den goystaroyme na einai
> o tade me ta jina moytra sto Ypoyrgeio, gia na dokimasoyme kai kati
> allo, giati mas etajan bolemataki. Kai meta toys brizoyme oloys, alla
> oxi kai ton eayto mas poy toys anexetai.
>
> - Eimaste oi idanikoi pelates stoys opoioys mporoyn na poylh8oyn ta
> fykia gia metajwtes kordeles.
>
> - Mas taizei h mama mexri na pame 45 xronwn (meta pe8ainei). - Ta
> paidia mas einai panta ta kalytera kai ta pio adikhmena (na etrwgan
> kai ligo parapanw ....).
>
> - - Ta agaphmena mas asteia exoyn na kanoyn me adelfes alla
> jeroglyfomaste ta bradia sth Syggroy kai pazareyoyme me tis trabesti.
>
> - Pame diakopes sthn Karaibikh kai tis Maldibes, plhrwnoyme mia zwh ta
> diakopodaneia kai den kanoyme mpanio afoy oi 8alassa ekei einai
> xeiroterh apo th nerolakoyba apenanti apo to spiti mas.
>
> - Eimaste "oti fame, oti pioyme kai oti arpajei o kwlos mas"
>
> - Kai bebaiws "wx aderfe, egw 8a bgalw to fidi apo thn trypa;"
>
> - Erwteyomaste me pa8os, pantreyomaste ayth poy mas leei h mama kai
> thn keratwnoyme me th grammatea poy exei thn anagkh mas.
>
> - Koroideyoyme toys jenoys alla kanoyme apegnwsmenes prospa8eies na
> ginoyme san aytoys.
>
> - 8eloyme mono dikaiwmata.
>
> - Kleboyme otan prepei na ekplhrwsoyme tis ypoxrewseis mas.
>
> - Exoyme hrwes, poy einai 8eoi mexri na ginoyn kreata, hli8ioi,
> asxetoi sthn prwth strabh. Kai na den kanoyn strabh den trexei tipota
>
> - Eimaste perhfanoi gia toys arxaioys, alla den jeroyme an exoyn kanei
> tipota allo ektos apo ton Par8enwna.
>
> - Blepoyme me paramorfwtika gyalia. Otan sfazoyme emeis eimaste
> apeley8erwtes (Ellhnikos Stratos sthn Toyrkia, otan sfazoyn oi alloi
> einai foniades (Mikrasiatikh Katastrofh amesws meta).
>
> - To idaniko ths Dhmokratias einai ba8eia rizwmeno mesa mas. Allo twra
> poy nostalgoyme ton Papadopoylo ka8e fora poy mas th baraei.
>
> - Eimaste oi prwtoi se olh thn Eyrwph (alla den jeroyme se ti).
>
> - Eimaste oi prwtoi se olo ton kosmo (alla den jeroyme se ti).
>
> - Eimaste etoimoi na agwnistoyme gia ta idanika mas. Arkei na mhn
> xreiastei na koynh8oyme apo ton kanape.
>
> Me bash to parapanw keimeno -me to opoio einai alh8eia pws symfwnw se
> para polla shmeia- 8elw apla na tonisw -kai na epanalabw- pws GOYSTARW
> poy eimai Ellhnas me ola ta yper moy kai ola ta kata moy. Kai an eimai
> e8nikisths poy goystarw poy eimai Ellhnas, e tote peite me etsi. Kai
> mporeite na apokalesete opws 8elete! Ejalloy, o e8nikisths, o
> akrodejios, o kommoynisths, o sosialisths, o fileley8eros, o
> dhmokraths k.a einai ennoies poy oydeis jerei to nohma toys! Oloi tis
> jeroyme pleon sto peripoy.
>
> Oloi brizoyme tis kybernhseis, oloi brizoyme toys politikoys, oloi
> brizoyme toys neoploytoys kai thn ploytokratia, alla OLOI 8eloyme na
> mpoyme sto Dhmosio, OLOI bazoyme meso gia mia kalh meta8esh ston
> strato, OLOI ``ladwnoyme" gia na glitwsoyme thn grafeiokratia, OLOI
> 8eloyme na baloyme ena ``bisma" gia na sbhstei mia klhsh, OLOI exoyme
> toylaxiston ena aytokinhto, oloi to xrhsimopoioyme gia na pame estw
> kai dyo tetragwna parakatw, OLOI ftanoyme tis pistwtikes kartes sto
> orio mas gia na foresoyme ena akribo kostoymi, na agorasoyme ena
> akribo kinhto, na agorasoyme ena akribo aytokinhto, na petajoyme
> loyloydia sta mpoyzoykia, na pame diakopes se ejwtiko nhsi kai gia na
> agorasoyme ta akribotera gyalia hlioy poy 8a exoyn kai sfragida panw!
>
> Aytos einai o Ellhnas! O gkriniarhs, o ratsisths, o laikos, o
> neoploytos, o axortagos, to blaxadero, o ceytomaxhths, o
> ceytokoyltoyriarhs, o dh8en kai o yperhfanos. Gi' ayto mas goystarw.
> Gia ola ta kala kai ola ta kaka mas.
>
> Giati thn wra poy milame gia thn ftwxeia, thn anergia kai thn
> akribeia, thn wra poy kanoyme toys ceytoepanastates kai symfwnoyme me
> keimena san to parapanw, caxnoyme na parkaroyme thn akribh mas
> Mersentes, kapnizoyme ta akribotera tsigara ths agoras, gkriniazoyme
> poy den exoyme lefta gia na pame ston Ploytarxo kai 8a anagkastoyme na
> ``shkwsoyme" apo thn karta, exoyme to pio ejeligmeno kinhto ths agoras
> me Mploy Toy8, 8ri Tzi, Si Ai Ei, Ef Mpi Ai kai oti allo mporeite na
> fantasteite, koitame tis bitrines sto Kolwnaki kai skeftomaste na
> agorasoyme ena tzin panteloni poy kanei 800(!!!!) eyrw kai sthn akrh
> toy myaloy mas yparxei panta h skech na kerdisoyme to Tzoker kai na
> pame na zhsoyme ki emeis san neoploytoi.
>
> Nai, kyrioi. Aytos einai o Ellhnas. Aytoi eimaste. Mas aresei na
> ek8eiazoyme tis rizes mas, mas aresei na kolakeyoyme toys
> antipyrhnikoys kai na symfwnoyme me tis apoceis twn dh8en
> syneidhtopoihmenwn kai twn antidrastikwn, alla panw ap'ola mas aresei
> na pername kala me thn logikh toy ``wxadelfismoy''!
>
> Mono sthn Ellada h oyra sto IKA ftanei to xiliometro. Mono sthn Ellada
> odhgoyme ta 4x4 stoys stenoys dromoys twn polewn. Mono sthn Ellada
> 8eloyme na moirazete swsta o ploytos, mono sthn Ellada skeftomaste ton
> ployto gia thn parth mas. Mono sthn Ellada gemizoyme me daneia to
> myalo kai to logariasmo mas gia na perasoyme kala kai na pame 5-6
> meres diakopes.
>
> Oloi eseis, loipon, poy den goystarete ta kaka kai asxhma toy Ellhna,
> parte ena apo ta aytokinhta sas -ayto poy exete jexrewsei- adeiaste
> toys dromoys ths A8hnas kai phgainete na zhsete se mia polh poy 8a
> kalyptei tis anagkes sas kai thn ideologia sas. 8a glitwsoyme etsi mia
> chfo -poy 8a phgaine stoys ``axrhstoys" politikoys mas, alla toys
> chfizw giati den mporw na kanw alliws(;;;;;)- kai 8a adeiasoyn oi
> oyres stis dhmosies yphresies, gia tis opoies gkriniazete kai fernete
> ws paradeigma tis poleis toy ejwterikoy.
>
> Afhste, loipon, na zhsoyme emeis sthn xwra toy kanape kai toy
> ``monaxofai". Afhste na zhsoyme emeis sth xwra twn kommatwn poy
> chfizoyme giati aytoys chfize kai o pappoys moy kai aytoys pisteyw pws
> 8a dior8wsoyn ta pragmata -alla den me endiaferei pws kai sthn telikh
> den me endiaferei an telika den allajei h katastash giati etsi exw
> ma8ei- afhste na zhsoyme emeis poy paradexomaste pws caxnoyme thn
> ``kalh" me mia 8esh sto Dhmosio, bazoyme meso ston strato, den
> koroideyoyme ton eayto mas me dh8en epanastaseis kai -nai- blepoyme ta
> toyrkika shrial oxi giati mas aresoyn oi Toyrkoi kai 8eloyme na
> ginoyme filoi, alla mas aresei ayto to ``xazokoyti" poy legetai
> thleorash. Kai oloi MA OLOI thn exoyme spiti mas kai thn apo8ewnoyme.
>
> Kai otan ginei polemos -makria apo emas- afhste tote na doyme poios 8a
> emfanistei sto prosklhthrio kai poios 8a trexei na prostateysei ta
> yparxonta toy kai na prolabei to karabi gia to pio makrino kai hsyxo
> nhsi ths Elladas. Oloys mas krinei h istoria apo tis prajeis mas kai
> oxi apo ta logia mas. Sta logia egw eimai prwtos, stis prajeis omws
> eimai ena tipota. Alla den ntrepomai na to lew.
>
> Sygnwmh an sas koyrasa kai spatalhsa xwro sth sthlh gia na gracw oles
> aytes tis mpoyrdes.
>
> Ayta ta... oliga. Kai gia na ejhgoyme8a: Ta parapanw sxolia einai
> proswpikes apoceis.
>
> contra.gr
>
>
>
> --
>
> H Ebelyn (Jokes-Robot(@)ceid.upatras.gr) grafei :
>
>
> Enas epixeirhmatias epairne synenteyjeis apo ypochfioys gia 8esh
> stelexoys,
> kai rwtoyse mia aplh erwthsh gia na brei ton pleon katallhlo.
> H erwthsh htan: "Ti einai dyo kai dyo;"
> O prwtos ypochfios htan dhmosiografos kai apanthse "eikosidyo".
> O deyteros ypochfios htan mhxanikos kai apanthse "anamesa se 3,999 kai
> 4,001".
> O tritos ypochfios htan dikhgoros kai apanthse: "Sthn ypo8esh Tade
> enantion
> Deina dyo kai dyo apodeixthke oti einai tessera".
> O teleytaios ypochfios htan logisths. Otan akoyse thn erwthsh, shkw8hke,
> ekleise thn porta, janaka8ise, plhsiase ton epixeirhmatia kai ton rwthse
> me
> siganh fwnh: "Poso 8elete eseis na kanei;"
> O logisths phre thn 8esh.
>
>
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