A guy goes into a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him
and say hello.
He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so
he says, "Do you know me?" to which she replies "I think you're the father
of one of my kids".
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife
and says, "My goodness, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I
laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner
whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"
She says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
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Η Έβελυν (Jokes-Robot@ceid.upatras.gr) γράφει :
Ήξερες οτι ...
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