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Θέμα: Re: DHMOSIO XREOS:

(nil): Giorgis K (stamna(@)gmail.com)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 08 Μαρ 2009 - 14:28:17 EET

Polu apla auti einai lista anekdotwn.

Pou kai pou merikoi thn ekmetalebontai gia na poun kai to diko tous.
Apandw loipon kai gw, kanw kai gw analogh komodia, idias a3ias piotika

Alla auta ta kata8liptika kai to "kafta ola" einai ligo paratrabigmena.

h Ellada exei panepistimia ths kakomoiras giati etsi ta 8eloun na sas
pinoun to aima sta frontistiria
H Ellada den exei ergostasia giati oi ergostasiarxes pinoun to aima thn Egratias
kapste ta trena ... 8a deite apotelesma
Skotoste astunomikous ... siga min einai kai an8ropoi

Kane kati giati xanomaste ... ante perimenw

On Sun, Mar 8, 2009 at 9:26 PM, xamogelo <gped(@)csd.uoc.gr> wrote:
> H alh8eia einai oti den synh8izv na stelnv email sthn lista... para mono na
> diabazv...
> Pragmatika an kapoios leei oti:
> To problhma einai oti aytoi poy pshfizoyn den koitazoyn to problhma toy ka8e
> kommatos(les kai to exei thrhsei kai pote kanenas?)
> katara ths elladas einai oi anarxikoi!!! xaxaxaaxxa (dhladh pes kamia 15.000
> ante 20.000 xiliades sta 11.000.000) Aytoi dhmioyrghsan tis mones batopedioy
> kai  to dhmosio xreos symfvna me ton syggrafea!!!
> katara ths elladas einai an8rvpoi poy apergoyn (me to etsi 8elv malista!!!)
> epeidh to ypoyrgeio exei na toys plhrvsei 6 mhnes....(tolmoyn kai exoyn kai
> apaithseis na plhrv8oyn oi alhtes???)
>
> Tote eite einai olostrabos... eite poly bolemenos...
>
> Les kai h ellada den exei dhladh xiliades alla problhmata.... poy exoyn
> dhmioyrghsei ta agaphmena soy kommata me ta programmata toys... Afoy se
> phraksan ta parapanv tote eisai aplos karagiozhs kai apoteleis to kalytero
> anekdoto... (ara den xreiazete na pros8esv kapoio anekdoto sto email moy...)
>
> Quoting "Giorgis K" <stamna(@)gmail.com>:
>
>> O Basikos logos gia to dimosio xreos einai kopanoi san kai senna pou
>> ta briskoun ola maura. Isopedonoun olous tous politikous kai den
>> briskoun kalo pou8ena.
>>
>> Afou sou aresoun ta kefalaia ... OTAN PSIFISEIS TIN EPOMENI FORA
>> DIABASE TO PROGRAMA TOU KA8ENOS KAI META APOFASISE. Koita3e kai ti
>> ergo ekane o ka8enas. Afise tis mpourdo8eoreis kai tis Anarxies. Autoi
>> einai oi katara ths Ellados
>>
>> Sun aftou oloi autoi tou tipou "Apergeia kai sou klinw thn Akropoli an
>> den me bolepseis" 8eloun malon maurisma.
>> Ka8e fwra pou plironei to kratos, to xeri to bazei sthn tsepi sou.
>> Giafto otan kaneis eleimosuni me ta lefta tou kratous, na 3ereis oti
>> stin dikia sou tsepi bazei to xeri to kratos.
>>
>> Oxi oti den prepei na kanei eleimosines to kratos, alla exe to upopsin
>> tou.
>>
>> Edw pou ze sthn Australia stelnete 70 ka8igites mexri kai nupiagogous !!!
>> H Olumpiakh exei grafeio, alla den erxete Australia. 3unoun tis mpalitses
>> tous
>>
>> G
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>>
>>
>>
>> 2009/3/6 TZINIS <tzinis(@)otenet.gr>:
>>>
>>>                  DHMOSIO XREOS: EINAI TO MONADIKO APOLYTO KAKO, poy
>>> dhmioyrghse h: ANIKANOTHS,  TWN
>>> POLITIKWN,  h ANEY8YNOTHS, h ANENTIMOTHS, h ATIMWRHSIA, oi SPATALES, TA
>>> PRONOMIA, OI ASYLIES, oi
>>> TRELOI MIS8OI h MONIMOTHS, ths kratikhs mas ths mhxanhs, h A8LIOTHS..
>>> Einai to monadiko problhma poy exei h Ellada einai to dhmosio xreos, kai
>>> oloi oi alloi parametroi
>>> trixes, paraplanhseis twn politikwn kai MME .
>>>                       ANTIDRASTE zwntanoi, pe8amenoi den mporeite.   To
>>> kybernwn ptwma na analabei
>>> tis ey8ynes toy.
>>>                            8EMATA OIKONOMIAS KAI ANIKANOTHTAS.....
>>> Ypodeijeis gia m-blakes ychlhs
>>> poiothtas.
>>>        MAS KYBERNOYN ASXETOI AXRHSTOI ANIKANOI ANENTIMOI ANEY8YNOI!!! Den
>>> yparxei enas YPEY8YNOS;
>>>  Shmera (5/3/2009) o Karamanlhs klp. anakalyce to dhmosio XREOS, kai oti
>>> dinoyme 12 disekatommyria
>>> ton xrono gia TOKOYS.
>>>                                         Aporia enos....   NA TI ELEGA
>>> 20/4/92
>>>   Me poio dikaiwma poyloyn thn Ellada kai gia poion  logo, 12  xiliades
>>> disekatommyria    (12 tris)
>>> xrwstate apo thn anikanothta sas kai thn asxetosynh sas,  kai 8a sw8eite
>>> me   ta 25 dis (05%). Aporw
>>> pws den toys "lintsarane", den toys "kremasane" toys o oikonomologoys toy
>>> Kratoys (h 5 dystyxia).
>>> Pws tolmate oloi oi anikanoi aney8ynoi anentimoi me thn atimwrhsia sas na
>>> ypo8hkeysate thn Ellada
>>> kai 8a  mas thn kanoyn katasxesh.
>>>  Kai ena tmhma hli8ioy laoy (poy den mporei na jexwrisei to pentakosariko
>>> apo to pentoxiliaro) sas
>>> 8aymazei kai sas  xeirokrotei, aisxos.
>>>  8a  tolmoysate anikanoi na analambanete na swsete thn oikonomia ths
>>> Ellados thn diakybernhsh ths
>>> xwras me tetoio xreos; an eixate ypey8ynothta h an sas ebazan na
>>> plhrwsete thn anikanothta sas; Otan
>>> ptwxeysei ena magazi, ths synepeies  ths plhrwnei to afentiko, eseis
>>> exete  kamia  ey8ynh; kai
>>> skotwneste gia thn koytala kai na mas bazete kai allo mesa sthn ejarthsh,
>>> kai sth doyleia, me thn
>>> anikanothta sas thn ATIMWRHSIA sas kai thn anentimothta sas TIS
>>> PARAGRAFES, (8a mas kanoyn katasxesh
>>> to problhmatiko kratos).
>>>  To PASOK anelabe 800 DIS kai se 8 xronia EBALE MESA thn Ellada alla 5
>>> TRIS  kai h N.D se 2 XRONIA
>>> MONON 6 TRIS, synolon 12 TRIS, kai akomh den toys  "kremasan" h den
>>> "aytoktonhsan", oi
>>> oikonomologoi. (Tolmoyn kai dhlwnoyn thn eidikothta toys!) Daneia  gia
>>>  MH  kerdoskopikoys
>>> (epixeirhsiakoys) skopoys pernoyn  MONON oi hli8ioi kai oi kompinadoroi,
>>> MONON gia ependyseis
>>> dikaiologeite na paroyn. Mh moy peite ayto kanoyn kai ta jena krath,
>>> MONOPWLIO den exoyme thn
>>> hli8iothta. Sta E8NIKA 8EMATA h pleiochfia na einai 80%. O laos prepei na
>>> chfisei monon aytoys poy
>>> 8a ton eggyh8oyn gia thn ejaleich toy ejwterikoy xreos to dynaton
>>> syntomoterwn, an rijeis 3,5 tris
>>> ton xrono sthn Ellada poy dinoyme gia tokoys 8a  mas zhleyei kai h
>>> Elbetia
>>>   Dhladh, TELIKOS: Gia OLA ftain oi kybernwntes oi nyn kai oi apontes, oi
>>> pe8amenoi kai oi zwntes,
>>>  thn dystyxia panta fernoyn, kai ap' toys laoys oloys ta PERNOYN, toys
>>> jegeloyne kai toys gdernoyn.
>>>    Gia ola ftaine oi prw8ypoyrgoi, kai ths kakodaimonias synergoi, dioti
>>> analambanoyn gia na lysoyn
>>> ola ta problhmata, kai einai olo ceyties kai eyfyologhmata. Ta idia ta
>>> poihmata, panta ap' ta idia
>>> blhmata.
>>>   Afoy analambanoyn na mas swsoyn oi ekastote swthres tote den mporoyn na
>>> mas dikaiologoyn thn
>>> apotyxia toys. Aplos na mhn ANALAMBANOYN, opws enas rafths den
>>> analambanei na episkeyasei
>>> thleoraseis. Poinikh rhtra kai katasxeseis perioysiwn.......den yparxei;
>>>   Den yparxei enas arsenikos antras sthn Ellada;; OLA ME DANIKA THN
>>> BGAZOYN;; PIA H IKANOTHTA
>>> TOYS;;
>>>   Oi kybernhseis kolympoyn mesa sto xreos, PASOK kai ND, me mapa ofews,
>>> an kai oi arxhgoi toys
>>> eixane xreos na "ayjanoyn to xreos". Alla pote o laos 8a toys kanei tews.
>>> ``262" Dis eyrw to
>>> ejwteriko XREOS poy exoyne oi kybernwntes, oi pe8amenoi kai oi zwntes,
>>> kai apo thn
>>> ikanothta toys apontes, kai as anadeiknyontai ws tsontes.
>>>   To kratos mphkane stis problhmatikes erijan falimento kai jepoylaei
>>> toys Ellhnes sta jena
>>> symferonta kai sthn ejarthsh, na epembei o eisaggeleas gia kakh
>>> diaxeirish twn oikonomikwn toy
>>> kratoys apo toys eisagomenoys oikonomologoys ths litothtas klp.
>>>   Gia ta tris ejwteriko xreos poy exoyn, poso einai to kefalaio poy
>>> ebalan ta kommata; Kai poso 8a
>>> ZHMIO8OYN;;  8a paei kanenas fylakh h 8a ta koykoylwsoyn opws synh8ws;
>>> Poy eisai¨H8OS..
>>>   H 8a paragrafei logo pareleysews pentaetias, enas tropos nomimhs
>>> lhsteias. (Ti 8a pei
>>> paragrafthke;)
>>>   Poso stoixizei h sygnwmh toys;  8a toys paroyn ta ejoxika ta spitia tis
>>> kata8eseis; Poios 8a
>>> plhrwsei ta tris poy balate sto ejwteriko xreos,
>>>   3-4 tris ton xrono, dinetai monon tokoys.
>>>   Syntelesate ena egklhma, se 262 dis anebazoyn to ejwteriko mas xreos,
>>> xreokophsate thn Ellada,
>>> boyleytes ypoyrgoi prw8ypoyrgoi, oloi synypey8ynoi poy gia to symferon
>>> sas kai thn probolh sas
>>> spatalhsate disekatommyria logo A N E 8 Y N O T I T O S, an htan na sas
>>> sthsoyn sta "6 metra" 8a
>>> paristanate toys ypey8ynoaney8ynoys; Sas kalyptoyn sas "sigontaroyn" ta
>>> M.M.E-japathsews , enw
>>> eprepe na eixan MONIMOYS titloys gia to XREOS. Kai o hli8ios laos sas
>>> 8aymazei sas chfizei kai sas
>>> xeirokrotei. AISXOS.
>>>  An rijw MONON toys tokoys apo ayta poy dinoyn ka8e xrono gia to xreos, h
>>> Ellada, 8a ginei Elbetia
>>>                             Ejwterikoy xreoys
>>> Opoios jerei na me pei poios 8a to plhrwsei, kerdizei 666 loykoymades.
>>> Ajizei na shmeiw8ei oti, sto telos toy 2002, to ycos toy ejwterikoy
>>> xreoys ths xwras htan molis
>>> 143,82 dis. eyrw, to 2003 ektinax8hke se 161,98 dis. eyrw, to 2004 se
>>> 185,95 dis. eyrw, to 2005 se
>>> 234,08 dis. eyrw, to Septembrio toy 2006 se 248,21 dis. eyrw kai to
>>> Septembrio toy 2007 se 290,47
>>> dis. eyrw. Apo to poso ayto, to kratiko xreos kalyptei to 61% toy
>>> synolikoy ejwterikoy daneismoy ths
>>> xwras, ka8ws ton perasmeno Septembrio anerxotan se 176,7 dis. eyrw. To
>>> ypoloipo poso synista
>>> ofeiles -ypoxrewseis:
>>>   OI ANIKANOI: MPAS KAI EXOYN XREOS NA AYJANOYN AKOMH TO XREOS;;;;
>>>                                         DHMOSIO XREOS, Ejwteriko xreos.
>>>  Rwmaleo kai cwraleo.
>>> =Danika daneia pairnei to danika kratos, dhladh oi anikanoi poy mas
>>> kybernoyn, alla kai oi blakes
>>> poy toys chfizoyn den jypnoyn.
>>> =Ayto prosdiorizontai oti einai spataloi, me to na lene, 8A PATAJOYME THN
>>> SPATALH!! -Toso kairo
>>> giati ta  SPATALOYSANE;;;
>>> =Exoyme 8wrakismenh oikonomia ......... 8wrakismenh me ladokolla!
>>> =Yparxei oikonomologos toy kratoys kai na mhn einai MALAKAS; -To DHMOSIO
>>> XREOS TO EPIBEBAIWNEI, kai
>>> toys 8igontas fimwnei.
>>> =Tris tessares fores akribotera ola ta agorazoyne, kai ystera
>>> gkriniazoyme, kai toys oikonomologoys
>>> 8aymazoyme.
>>> =Poly sta8ero nomisma to eyrw, ka8e mera OLA akribainoyn, kai oi malakes
>>> ygiainoyn.
>>> =H spatalh kai h anikanoths synexizete, o laos aynanizetai kai pagkosmiws
>>> meson CNN jeftilizetai,
>>> kai to EJWTERIKO XREOS  AYGATIZETE.
>>> =Ejwteriko xreos 89 ekatm, eyrw h 6 tris draxmes, gia alloys 262 - 320
>>> kanenas den JEREI. Yparxei
>>> kanenas poy na jerei twra, poso einai ayto to Xreos; (Kerdizei 666
>>> loykoymades paspalismenoys me
>>> blakoskonh ) Exei kanenas aney8ynos XREOS na apanthsei; -Ka8e mera
>>> ayjanete kai epayjanete, kai
>>> kanenas den to ais8anetai. Asxetoi...... kai atimwrhsia.
>>> =Oi Ellhnes ``oikonomologoi" phdioyntai, kai ton lao kai thn akribeia
>>> ekdikoyntai.
>>> =Ejwteriko xreos, mpas kai mas kyberna ebraios.
>>>                         KRATIKH AKRATEIA. Ejwteriko xreos h dhmosio
>>> xreos:
>>> =Einai xreos to dhmosio XREOS;;;;; - Mallon anikanothta, h lhsteia
>>> lamogiwn falimento kai 8a mas
>>> kanoyn katasxesh;;
>>> = DHMOSIO XREOS:  Exoyn problhma oikonomikhs styshs sto myalo, 262 h 320
>>> dis twra to dhmosio xreos,
>>> kai oi ypey8ynoi kykloforoyn eyrews me maramena peos.
>>> =Ypobibasate thn poiothta zwhs twn Ellhnwn, apo thn anikanothta twn
>>> ypey8ynwn.
>>> =Telesidikoi malakes. OI ASXETOI: Nomimh (enoplh) lhsteia ap' thn
>>> politeia, h anikanoths exei ta
>>> prwteia.
>>> =ATIMWRHSIA, ANENTIMOTHS, ANIKANOTHS, ANEY8YNOTHS, KAI MONIMOTHS. Ths
>>> kratikhs mas ths mhxanhs, h
>>> A8LIOTHS.
>>> =Exoyn ikanh anikanothta....... Milame gia "ikanoys", me to proson ths
>>> anikanothtas. Aytoi einai h
>>> pio AJIOLYPHTH pleyra ths an8rwpinhs drasthriothtas, einai to aisxos h
>>> ntroph, gia thn politikh.
>>> =Trabgese Ellas twn Ellhnwn, apo anikanothta twn ypey8ynwn.
>>> =Prepei na lhf8ei sobara ypoch oti den mas lambanoyn YPOCH, AN MAS
>>>  KOCEI..
>>> =O H8IKOS nomos twn lhstwn: Enwmenoi apatewnes, symbeblhmenes symmories
>>> kartel kai klikes
>>> ekmetalleytwn kybernoyn thn an8rwpothta, aytarxika kai me wmothta.
>>> =Klika ND,  klika PASOK, klika KKE klp. kai genikos klikes symferontwn
>>> kybernoyn thn an8rwpothta, me
>>> h8ikh anh8ikothta.
>>> A-litothta anikanothta ka8armatikothta kai anwtera katwterothta.
>>> =Exoyme mia kybernhsh poy kyberneitai apo ejwterikes kybernhseis, apo
>>> lamogia kai apo kompinadoroys
>>> dixws oroys. Kai mhn kathgorate tis kybernhseis dikastes kai toys
>>> dikhgoroys, poy doyleyoyn me isoys
>>> oroys, me toys kompinadoroys.
>>> =Dystyxos epikratoyn oi hmima8eis, kai oi ekastote 290 ASXETOI. ths
>>> arpaxteis.
>>> =To Ellhniko dhmosio brhke Strathgiko EPENDYTHS poy egine Epengdyths. (
>>> Danika pairnoyn monon oi
>>> malakes ektos merikwn EJAIRESEWN .)
>>> =NEOI foroi 8a ypoblh8oyn yper toys ``oikonomika ADYNATOYS" =( lamogia
>>> ). Apo1 ekatommyrio 8a paei o
>>> mis8os toys sta 5 ekatommyria .
>>> =APOLYTH DHMOKRATIA einai na mhn mporeis na diamartyrh8eis gia TIPOTA,
>>> enw den se apagoreyei
>>> KANENAS!!  Giati 8a jeftilis8eis ws exontas paraloges apaithseis h trelos
>>> ka8arma klp.
>>>
>>>          PARAGRAFH LOGO PENTAETIAS, KAI LOGO ELLEICEWS DHMOKRATIAS! (Apo
>>> lamogia.)
>>> =Kwdikas anh8ikhs, paradeigma pros, apo-mimhsh. Osoi 8eloyn asylia., na
>>> ginoyn boleytes. (Me idikes
>>> anagkes).
>>> =Oi boleytes eginan atoma me eidikes anagkes; H kataskeyazoyn eidikes
>>> anagkes gia merika atoma; px.
>>> gia toys boyleytes klp.
>>> =Prostasia eynoies eidikes pronomiakes metaxeiriseis, asylies, klp.
>>> prepei na exoyn oi anaphroi, oi
>>> anikanoi, oi tyfloi, ta mwra, oi treloi, oi hli8ioi (ta zwa), kai genikws
>>> oi apo thn FYSH
>>> ADIKH8ENTES, oi meionektikoi klp. (Oi politikoi ti anaphria exoyn; Kai
>>> exoyn tetoia Poyrnomia ;).
>>> =Oi boyleytades  mas doyleyoyn, monon thn parth toys boleyoyn, kai oi
>>> m-blakes toys xazeyoyn toys
>>> chfizoyn kai toys ntanteyoyn.
>>> =Ellada gia soy, me thn blakeia emblhma soy. E.. re kai an jypnhsoyn ta
>>> blakwdh ta paidia soy.
>>> =Pagkosmia kyriarxia, xeiragwghsh twn lawn thn eirhnh toy emporioy klp.
>>> klp.
>>> =Triptyxo: Patris apath oikogeneia!
>>> =Ellas Ellhnwn xristianwn, Made in USA.
>>> =PASOK - ND,  Made in USA.
>>> =Kratos mpoyrtel kai Amerikaniko kartel.
>>> =Sto eikosto prwto aiwna: Ola ta EIRHNIKA paixnidia ginontai me opla
>>> bombes pyrayloys baseis... kai
>>> epembaseis.
>>> =Otan eisai peritrigyrismenos apo malakes, pws na apodeijeis oti den
>>> eisai elefantas;
>>>
>>>                                   PERI ASXETWN LOGOS. Xwris krish, ebalan
>>> se krish thn Ellada.
>>>             Afierwmeno ejairetika stoys politikoys. (Boleythke ws
>>> boyleyths.... kai thn Ellada, den
>>> th gameis.)
>>>                          ----14/7/86 ----(Sel.03)
>>>  http://users.otenet.gr/~tzinis/piimata.htm
>>> *(AAAA......)
>>> Asxetoi, axrhstoi, anikanoi, eseis poy kybernate, poy monon to symferon
>>> sas, kai ola na ta fate.
>>> Adikoi, aney8ynoi, anajioi, eseis poy mas poylate, ftianete trypes sto
>>> nero, kai ola ta spatalate.
>>> Asydotoi, anentimoi, anideoi, poy apa8ws koitate, thn adikia blepete, kai
>>> thn xeirokrotate.
>>> Anandroi, afilotimoi, adistaktoi, poy thn dikaiosynh, thn kanate na
>>> sebetai, monon esas ta "kthnh",
>>> kai stoys ftwxoys to adiko, monaxa na egkrinei, h oti apomeinei.
>>> =H seira twn A: *(AAAA......) =Asxetoi axrhstoi anikanoi aney8ynoi
>>> anentimoi afilotimoi adistaktoi
>>> adikoi anideoi anajioi asydotoi anandroi kai aniprokopoi.
>>> Perissotera   http://users.otenet.gr/~tzinis/pernondinon.htm
>>>                               www.tzinis.com
>>>  http://users.otenet.gr/~tzinis
>>> http://www.tzinis.blogspot.com/   tzinis(@)otenet.gr
>>> =Oyf synexisthka pali shmera.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> --
>>>
>>> H Ebelyn grafei :
>>>
>>> To dikaiwma soy na omileis den perilambanei kai ypoxrewsh mas na se
>>> paroyme sta sobara...
>>> Hubert H. Huphrey, Amerikanos Politikos
>>>
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>> H Ebelyn grafei :
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>> Sxoliazontas atyxhma se afylakth sidhrodromikh
>> diabash: -O odhgos toy trenoy prepei na einai
>> poly empeiros giati katafere na mhn ektroxiastei
>> to treno (les kai exei timoni)
>> Eyaggelatos
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