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Θέμα: A little unix humor ...



(nil): G.Stathakopoulos (stathako(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 10 Ιούν 1997 - 11:20:34 EEST

 -< A little UNIX humor :-D -
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 NOTE :
 
 % = user must run C- Shell.
 $ = user must run Bourne-Shell
 
 % ar m God
 ar: God does not exist
 
 % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
 Missing ].
 
 % ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
 Modifier failed.
 
 % If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
 Too many ('s.
 
 % make love
 Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
 
 % sleep with me
 bad character
 
 % got a light?
 No match.
 
 % man: why did you get a divorce?
 man:: Too many arguments.
 
 % ^What is saccharine?
 Bad substitute.
 
 % %blow
 %blow: No such job.
 
 % \(-
 (-: Command not found.
 
 % sh
 
 $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
 no sense in pretending!
 
 $ drink <bottle; opener
 bottle: cannot open
 opener: not found
 
 $ mkdir matter; cat matter
 matter: cannot create

------- Giorgos Stathakopoulos -------
                                System Administrator
Computer Technology Institute, stathako(@)cti.gr -
Computer Engineering and Informatics Department, stathako(@)ceid.upatras.gr


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