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Θέμα: I gria kai o dieythintis



(nil): Yiannis Demetriou (n.charilaou(@)cytanet.com.cy)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 10 Ιούν 1997 - 11:34:49 EEST

Mia fora mia gria 75 eton pige stin trapeza kratontas mia psathini tsanta.
Pige stin ypallilo kai tis leei: exo edo 1000.000 dollaria kai thelo na ta
katatheso alla thelo na miliso prosopika me ton dieythinti mia kai ta lefta
einai polla.
Entaxi apantise i ypallilos kai tin odigise ston dieythinti.
Meta apo tis aparetites diatiposeis ktl ktl, o dieythintis tin rotaei :

dieythintis : ma kala pou ta vrikes tosa leyta?
gria :stoiximata
dieyth. : ston ippodromo sto kazino pou?
gria : Oxi. stoiximatizo diafora pragmata me anthropous. Gia paradigma tha
mporousa na stoiximatiso mazi sou oti ayrio I ora 10 akrivos ta arxidia sou
tha einai tetragona 100000 dollaria!!
O dieythintis ta exase stin arxi alla meta katalave oti tha kerdize to
stoixima kai dektike. Efyge i gria, sxolase o anthropos kai pige prosektika
spiti. Ekane ena ntous, elegkse ta arxidia tou, itan mia xara. koimithike
xypnise to proi, xanaelegkse kai pige doulia sigouros gia tin niki. I ora
9:53 irthe i gria mazi me ena nearo antra.

gria : Einai o dikigoros mou, leei. Tha parakolouthisi tin diadikasia.
dieythintis : entaxi.

Kateyase to panteloni kai to sovrako kai leei tis grias:
Vlepeis einai kanonika.
gria : na elegkso ki ego?
dieythintis : nai
Opotai petagete i gria kai tou arpaxe ta arxidia i ora 10 akrivos!!!.

gria: nai einai kanonika
dieythintis : vlepeis exases. Perno tis 100000 dollaria.
gria : den exasa. Kerdisa. Stoiximatisa prin erthoume 200000 dollaria me
ton dikigoro oti i ora 10 akrivos tha sou kratousa ta arxidia!!!!!!

Kokkalo o dieythintis!!
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Yiannis Demetriou
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n.charilaou(@)cytanet.com.cy
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