JotD / QotD Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων (JotD)


Θέμα: 3 Men in Hell



(nil): Spiliotopoulos Georgios (georgesp(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 18 Ιούν 1997 - 23:03:58 EEST

Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and
Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they
were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was
perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and
you could smell her even over the Brimstone.

The voice of the Devil was heard, "Brett, you have sinned! You are
condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And
Brett was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his
torment.

This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped
when a second door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting
example of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7' tall, monstrous,
covered in thick black hair,and flies circled her.

The voice of the Devil was heard, "Carl, you have sinned! You are
condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And
Carl, like Brett, was whisked off.

Bob, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst
when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained
to see the figure of ... Cindy Crawford. Delighted, Bob jumped up, taking
in the sight of this beautiful woman, barely dressed in a skimpy bikini.
Then he heard the voiceof the Devil saying:

"Cindy, you have sinned ........"


Γραφτείτε και εσείς στην Ελληνική Λίστα ανεκδότων (JotD) και στείλτε τα ανέκδοτά σας!!!

Επιστροφή στον κεντρικό κατάλογο αυτού του αρχείου