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Θέμα: KNOWLEDGE, MONEY, POWER



(nil): Akis Karnouskos (akis(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 29 Σεπ 1997 - 23:36:48 EEST

"The less you Know, the more you make."

PROOF :

      KNOWLEDGE, MONEY, POWER

        Knowledge is Power
        Time is Money and as every engineer knows,
        Power is Work over Time.

So, substituting algebraic equations for these time worn bits of
wisdom, we get:

        K = P (1)
        T = M (2)
        P = W/T (3)

Now, do a few simple substitutions:

        Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields:
        K = W/T (4)

Put M in for T into equation (4), which yields:

        K = W/M (5).

Now we've got something. Expanding back into English, we get:

        Knowledge equals Work over Money.

What this MEANS is that:

        1. The More You Know, the More Work You Do, and
        2. The More You Know, the Less Money You Make.

Solving for Money, we get:

        M = W/K (6)
        Money equals Work Over Knowledge.

>From equation (6) we see that Money approaches infinity as Knowledge
approaches 0, regardless of the Work done.

What THIS MEANS is:

        The More you Make, the Less you Know.

Solving for Work, we get

        W = M K (7)
        Work equals Money times Knowledge

>From equation (7) we see that Work approaches 0 as Knowledge
>approaches
0.

What THIS MEANS is:

        The stupid rich do little or no work.

Working out the socioeconomic implications of this breakthrough is
left as an exercise for the reader !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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