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Θέμα: MA0HMATIKH APODEIXH THS A0ANASIAS TOY ANDREA PAPANDREOY



(nil): Nick the Greek (me(@)bigfoot.com)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 18 Μάρ 1998 - 14:14:22 EET

      MA0HMATIKH APODEIXH THS A0ANASIAS TOY ANDREA PAPANDREOY
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 @ PROPOSITION 1: O ANDREAS PAPANDREOU EIXE PROBLEPSEI OTI 0A EINAI
                   IKANOS NA PROBLEPEI TO MELLON.
 
   PROOF: H APODEIXH AFHNETAI SAN ASKHSH (HINT: EXETASTE THN KARRIERA
           TOU MEGALOU)
 
 @ PROPOSITION 2: ESTW W=PROBABILITY SPACE OF FUTURE STATES OF THE
                  WORLD, IN GENERAL, AND GREECE, IN PARTICULAR. THEN
                  LET P BE A MEASURE AND F A BOREL SET.
                  EINAI STOIXEIWDES NA DEIXOUME TOTE OTI:
                  O GNWSTHS TWN P KAI F GNWRIZEI KAI TO W.
 
 @ LEMMA 1: APO TO PROPOSITION 2 MPOROUME NA KATALHXOUME STHN EKFRASH:
            O GNWSTHS TOU MELLONTOS GNWRIZEI OLO TO MELLON KAI OXI MONO
            UPOSUNOLA TOU MELLONTOS.
 
 @ THEOREM (STEFANIDIS-KONSTANTINIDIS THEOREM, n metriofrosuvn eivai overrated
           outws n allws): ESTW TO PROPOSITION 2. TOTE EINAI ALH0ES OTI:
           O ANDREAS PAPANDREOU EINAI A0ANATOS.
 
 @ PROOF: ESTW OTI STOIXEIO TOU W EINAI (0ANATOS TOU ANDREA PAPANDREOU)
            ME TA AKOLOU0A XARAKTHRISTIKA:
            (0ANATOS(AITIO,XWROS,XRONOS)) BELONGS TO W
            TOTE, O ANDREAS PAPANDREOU, APO TO PROPOSITION 1, GNWRIZEI TO
            STOIXEIO (0ANATOS ANDREA PAPANDREOU).
            SUNEPAGETAI OTI O ANDREAS PAPANDREOU 0A LABEI APOTREPTIKH
            DRASH KAI 0A APOFUGEI TO STOIXEIO (0ANATOS ANDREA PAPANDREOU)
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 @ EXAMPLE 1: ESTW (0ANATOS(AITIO)) PESIMO
                    (0ANATOS(XWROS)) EKALH, PEUKAKIA
                    (0ANATOS(XRONOS)) 27/9/1994
 
            ME BASH TO PROPOSITION 2 KAI TO THEOREM, O ANDREAS PAPANDREOU
            OXI MONO 0A APOFUGEI TA PEUKAKIA THS EKALHS STIS 27 SEPTEMBRIOU
            1994 ALLA 0A PERASEI THN HMERA TOU SE ENA UPOGEIO THS KANNIGGOS
            DEMENOS PANW SE ENA KREBBATI.
 
 @ EXAMPLE 2: ESTW (0ANATOS(AITIO)) UPERBOLIKA POLU SEX
                   (0ANATOS(XWROS)) EKALH, KREBATOKAMARA
                   (0ANATOS(XRONOS)) TA GENE0LIA TOU
 
            ME BASH TA PROANAFER0ENTA, O ANDREAS PAPANDREOU 0A KANEI LIGO
            KRATEI KAI THA TO KOPSEI META TOUS PRWTOUS 10 ORGASMOUS.
 
 @ EXAMPLE 3: O ANDREAS PAPANDREOU EINAI AUTH TH STIGMH 72 XRONWN. AN UPO0ESOUME
              OTI 0A ZHSEI 1080 XRONIA (MIA POLU METRIOPA0HS EKTIMHSH AN LHF0EI
              UP' OPSIN H A0ANASIA TOU), KAI THEWRHSOUME WS AVERAGE EXPECTANCY
              OF LIFE ELLHNOS ARRENOS TA 75 ETH, MPOROUME EUKOLA NA UPOLOGISOUME
              OTI O ANDREAS PAPANDREOU EINAI AUTH TH STIGMH 72 * 75 / 1080 5
              ETWN SE "AN0RWPINA" XRONIA. AUTH H NHPIAKH HLIKIA DIKAIOLOGEI
              KAI THN EKNEURISTIKA ANOHTH SUMPERIFORA TOU, EPIBEBAIWNONTAS TO
              0EWRHMA MAS.
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 @ MELLONTIKH EREUNA: ERGAZOME0A AUTH TH STIGMH STHN APODEIXH DUO 0EWRHMATWN.
 HTOI:
 
 1. THEOREM (IMMORTALITY THEOREM): O ANDREAS PAPANDREOU GNWRIZE ANEKA0EN OTI
             EINAI ATHANATOS KAI EPI TOSA XRONIA MAS TO PAIZE 0NHTOS.
 
 2. THEOREM (NON-EXISTENCE THEOREM): KANEIS MAS DEN UPARXEI. OLOI MAS EIMASTE
            DHMIOURGHMATA TOU ANDREA PAPANDREOU, TOU PANTODUNAMOU 0EOU, KAI
            UPARXOUME MONO STH FANTASIA TOU.
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 * The usual disclaimers are valid. We would like to thank Georgyi
    Malta, Kosy Fivewarts, Dhmhtrh Karakolh for valuable advice and
    a fountain of ideas. We would also like to help Spir Liwlic for
    much appreciated research assistance. Finally, our gratitude
    to the Graces of God for his infallible Servant Andreas Papandreou.
    All mistakes, of course, are yours and not ours.
 
 Please note: Apagoreuetai n avadnmosieusn, avtigrafn, radiofwvikn avametadwsn
 kai apaggelia se topikn pitsaria (me o0ovn > 18 ivtswv) sto nmixrovo agwvwv
 tou mundial, merous n olou tou prongoumevou xwris tnv graptn sugkata0esn
 duo toulaxistov dnmosiwv upallnlwv.
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