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Θέμα: Mini vs Rolls-Royce



(nil): Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (ad_sharc(@)hotmail.com)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 06 Μάι 1998 - 21:05:22 EEST

Ena Mini kai mia Rolls-Royce stamatoun sta fwta tis troxaias.
O typos me to Mini katevazei to tzami kai fwnazei:
"Esy me tin Rolls-Royce.... vre katevase to tzami na se
rwthsw kati..."

O typos mesa sthn Rolls-Royce katevazei to tzami kai ton rwta
ti thelei.

- "Exei mesa thlewrash; " ton rwta o typos me to Mini.

- "Oxi " apanta.

- "Peta3e to palio-autokinhto....." leei o typos me to Mini.

O typos me thn Rolls enoxlhthike alla den edwse shnexeia.

Thn deuterh mera pali to mini kai h Rolls-Royce sta fwta tis
troxaias. Pali o typos me to mini katevazei to tzami kai
fwnazei:

- "Esy me tin Rolls-Royce.... vre katevase to tzami na se
rwthsw kati..."

- "Ti theleis pali;" rwta o typos me tin Rolls

- "Exei mesa video to autokinito sou;"

- "OXI SOU EIPA EXTHES. AN DEN EXW THLEORASH THA EXW VIDEO;"

- "Egw sou eipa na peta3eis to palio-autokinhto alla den m' akous.."

Eknevrizetai o typos me thn Rolls-Royce kai fevgei.

Thn trith mera pali ta idia. Pali o typos me to mini fwnazei ston typo
me thn Rolls-Royce....

- "Vre sy me tin Rolls-Royce, to autokinhto sou exei psygeio;"

- "Oxi den exei oute thleorash, oute video oute kai psygeio" apanta

- "Em sou eipa na peta3eis to palio-autokinhto sou"

Ekneurismenos o typos me thn Rolls phgainei se ena katasthma me
accessories autokinhtwn kai zhtaei na tou valoun thleorash, video kai
psygeio.

Thn allh mera sta fwta pali ginetai h synantish Mini kai Rolls. O typos
perimenei ton typo me to Mini na vgei sto parathyro.... tipota. Kornarei
ligo na tou travi3ei thn proswxh.... pali tipota. Sto telos katevazei to
parathyro kai fwnazei:

- "Vre esy me to Mini anoi3e mia stigmi to parathyro sou...."

Tipota pali.

- "Vre anoi3e na sou pw...."

- "Ti theleis; " rwta o typos me to Mini

- "Thelw na sou pw oti to autokinhto mou exei kai thlewrash, kai video
   kai psygeio....."

- "Kala kai me evgales apo to mpanio na mou to peis...."

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