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(nil): Akis (afotakel(@)math.auth.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 25 Αύγ 1999 - 13:47:47 EEST

One day, Mr Singh gets a new born child. So he starts filling the birth
certificate. At the same time, a couple who are touring India, met him and
congratulated him on getting a son. Mr Singh is very happy.The next day,
the couple go to Delhi. There they find the very same Singh writing the
very same form. The puzzled couple approached Mr Singh and asked him "Mr
Singh, yesterday, we saw you at Mumbai filling the same certificate, but
today you are here? " Mr Singh replies "I came here because on the
certificate it said: "WRITE IN CAPITAL."
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At the examination hall, Mr Singh was reading the instructions on the
question paper before crying out in despair. He thought for a while and
started stripping his shirt, pants, & hellip; On seeing that,the
invigilator
rushed forward and asked "Singh why are you stripping yourself?" To
which Mr Singh replied "But the instruction say: ANSWER IN BRIEF."
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2 Singhs got fed up with the Indian Govt and decided to blow up the
parliament.They take 2 bombs, put them in a suitcase in the front seat
of their car and set off. One asks the other "What happens if the bombs
blast off now" The other says "Don't worry. I have a spare bomb in the back
seat"

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