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Θέμα: GLOBAL ECONOMICS



(nil): Χρήστος Καλύβας (ckalivas(@)panafonet.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 20 Απρ 2004 - 17:45:47 EEST

                              Subject: GLOBAL ECONOMICS

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 GLOBAL ECONOMICS DE-MYSTIFIED
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 SOCIALISM:
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 You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
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 COMMUNISM:
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 You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and gives
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 you some milk.
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 FASCISM:
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 You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and sells
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 you some milk.
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 NAZISM:
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 You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots
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 you.
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 BUREAUCRATISM:
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 You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots
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 one, milks the other and throws the milk away...
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 TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
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 You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your
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 herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them
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 and retire on the income.
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 AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
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 You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other
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 to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a
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 consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
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 A FRENCH CORPORATION:
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 You have two cows. You go on strike because you want
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 three cows.
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 A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
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 You have two cows. You redesign them so they are
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 one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
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 twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow
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 cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them
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 World-Wide.
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 A GERMAN CORPORATION:
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 You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live
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 for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
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 AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
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 You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
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 You break for lunch.
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 A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
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 You have two cows. You count them and learn you have
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 five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42
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 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
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 You stop counting cows and open another bottle of
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 vodka.
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 A SWISS CORPORATION:
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 You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You
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 charge others for storing them.
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 A CHINESE CORPORATION:
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 You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.
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 You claim full employment, high bovine productivity,
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 and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
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 AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
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 You have two cows. You worship them.
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 A BRITISH CORPORATION:
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 You have two cows. Both are mad.
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