From: MAKAI (litinai(@)vax.sbu.ac.uk)
Date: Τρι 05 Δεκ 1995 - 14:04:43 EET
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From: brian.garfield(@)citicorp.com (Brian Garfield)
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with her young
charges and she asked them what they wante to be when they grew up.
A twelve-year old said, "I want to be a prostitute."
The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot. When they revived
her, she raised her head from the ground and gasped, "What - did - you -
say?"
The young girl shrugged. "I said I want to be a prostitute."
"A prostitute!" the Mother Superior said. "Oh, praise sweet Jesus!
And I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant."
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