From: Kremmidas Kleanthis (athens(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Date: Δευ 11 Δεκ 1995 - 19:26:53 EET
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At the construction site, there's an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
working together. Come lunchtime,they sit on a ledge and unwrap their
sandwiches. Upon doing this, the Englishman exclaims, "damn, not ham again!
Next time I get ham, I'm gonna jump right off this ledge!". The Scotsman
unwraps his, and goes "damn, not cheddar again! Next time she fixes me
cheddar, I'm gonna jump off, too!". The Irishman unwraps his, goes, "damn,
not pastrami again, next time I'm jumping, too". The next day at lunchtime
they unwrap their sandwiches and sure enough, the same fillings! "Oh shit,
ham again!", says the Englishman, jumps off and gets killed! "Shit, cheddar
again", says the Scotsman and jumps, "Oh shit, pastrami again" says the
Irishman and jumps to his death.
Come tha day of the funeral, the Englishman and Scotsman's wives are
bawling their eyes out, crying, screaming etc. "Oh, if I only knew you
didn't like ham/cheddar, if I only knew, my beloved" etc. The Irishman's
wife is impassive, does not shed a tear, looks not a bit worried. So the
other two wives ask her, "why are you not grieving? You did lose your
husband, didn't you? Not even a tear?". "Oh, I'm noy crying over *him*, he
was a damn fool", says the Irishman's wife. "He always fixed his sandwiches
himself!"
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