(nil): doufexi ioanna (doufexi(@)students.uiuc.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 31 Ιαν 1996 - 18:03:50 EET
Have you heard about the Microsoft Windows programmer who died? He
found himself in front of a committee that decides whether you go to
Heaven or Hell.
The committee told the programmer he had some say in the matter and
asked him if he wanted to see Heaven and Hell before stating his
"Sure," he said, so an angel took him to a place with a sunny beach,
volleyball, and rock and roll, where everyone was having a great time
"Wow!" he exclaimed. "Heaven is great!"
"Wrong," said the angel. "That was Hell. Want to see Heaven?"
"Sure!" So the angel took him to another place. Here a bunch of
people were sitting in a park playing bingo and feeding dead pigeons
"This is Heaven?" asked the Windows programmer.
"Yup," said the angel.
"Then I'll take Hell." Instantly he found himself plunged up to his
neck in red-hot lava, with the hosts of the damned in torment around
him. "Where's the beach? The music? The volleyball?" he screamed
frantically to the angel.
"That was the demo," she replied as she vanished.