(nil): doufexi ioanna (doufexi(@)students.uiuc.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 31 Ιαν 1996 - 18:07:41 EET
A lady phones the fire department and says, "I want to report a fire
in my house."
The fireman on the other end says, "Where is it, lady"
"It's in the kitchen," she replies.
"No," he says, "I meant, how do we get there?"
"Well," she explains, "you can either come up the front walk, across
the porch and through the living room, or you can come around back and up
the stairs and it's right there."
"I'm sorry, m'am," says the fireman, "what I meant was, how do we get
from where WE are to where YOU are?"
After a short pause, the lady asks, "Don't you have any more of those
big, red trucks?"