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Θέμα: Urban Legends

(nil): Athanasios Nenes (nenes(@)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 24 Ιουν 1997 - 03:52:54 EEST

Athanasios Nenes Phone : (305) 361-4750
MAC/RSMAS e-mail:nenes(@)
University of Miami ^-^
4600 Rickenbacker Causeway (0 0)
Miami, Florida 33149-1098 ( v )

The following is taken from a Florida newspaper: Or could be urban ledgend?

A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in
the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle
and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the
handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and the motorcycle
dumped onto the floor inside the house.

The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her
husband laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next
to him and the patio door shattered. The wife ran to the phone and summoned
an ambulance.

Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several
flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics to her
husband. After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the
hospital, the wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing
that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife obtained some papers towels,
blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet.

The husband was treated at the hospital and was released to come home.
After arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage
done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went into the bathroom, sat
on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he
flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while still seated.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband
screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband laying on the
floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the
buttocks, the back of his legs and his groin.

The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance.
The same ambulance crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street.
The paramedics loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him
to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street
accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the
husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started
laughing so hard, one of them tipped the stretcher and dumped the husband
out. He fell down the remaining steps
and broke his ankle.


There was this young couple who had a terrific argument one morning before
leaving for work. The wife couldn't get her dress zipped up in back, so she
backed up to her husband and motioned for him to zip up her zipper. "I'll
show you zipping", he thought, and briskly whipped it up and down the slide
till it broke. He had to cut her out of her favorite dress, which didn't
make her any happier with him. They went their separate ways to work, both
boiling mad at
each other. The wife did a slow burn all day. When she got home that
evening, she walked through the garage and saw her husband under the car
fixing something, with only his legs sticking out. She decided her moment
of REVENGE had come. She leaned over, grabbed his pants zipper, and whipped
it up and down. Quite contented, she walked into the kitchen, where she
found her husband standing by the sink.
Sheepishly, she asked him, "Who is in the garage, under the car?" She was told
it was a neighbor who had come over to help work on the car. The acutely
embarrassed wife asked her husband to help explain the situation to the
neighbor, and they both returned to the garage. They asked him to come out
from under the car, but he didn't respond. When they finally dragged him
out, he was unconscious and bleeding, from slamming his head into the
underside of the car each time he got zipped by surprise!!

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