(nil): Vana Doufexi (vana(@)csrd.uiuc.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 14 Νοε 1997 - 00:49:11 EET
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Paidia,
Polles apo autes tis istories einai radio arbula kai oxi gia na
pairnontai sobara. Eidika auti me to CD-ROM kai i alli me ta poura,
kukloforoun stis listes twn anekdotwn me diafores ekdoxes. Gia paradeigma,
stin istoria me ta poura legetai akomi oti i asfalistiki etairia ekane
munisi ston tupo gia emprismo. Oso gia to CD-ROM sigoura tha to exete dei
oloi sta anekdota pou sxetizontai me texniki upostiriksi (pairnei kapoios
tilefwno kai leei oti espase to cup-holder).
I alli me ta McDonalds einai bebaia alithini kai ontws ilithia.
Oso gia tis pinakides pou lene "prosoxi glustraei", de mporw na katalabw
giati na min tis bazoun. An egw gkremotsakistw kai spasw to podi mou
epeidi glustraei to patwma sto magazi pou mpika, kai bebaia tha exw tin
apaitisi na mou plirwsoun ta iatrika kathws kai o,ti allo exasa logw tou
traumatismou mou.
Twra sxetika me to sxolio "Pantws oso perissotero gnwrizei kaneis ayto ton
apoblakwmeno lao (an mporeis na peis lao ayth thn maza an8rwpwn xwris
istoria kai paradosh)".
De mou aresei na epitithomai se arthwpous, alla ekneurizomai otan akouw
atoma pou exoun erthei stin Ameriki, pairnoun ti morfwsi pou tous dinei
auti xwra me ton "apoblakwmeno" lao, pairnoun ta research grants tou
"apoblakwmenou" laou, briskoun kai douleia me polu megaluterous misthous
apo oti stin Ellada kai apo tin alli de xanoun eukairia na brizoun kai ton
topo kai to lao. Afou loipon einai toso xalia edw giati de feugoun na pane
stin Ellada pou o laos einai polu pio eksupnos? Toso eksupnos wste na mi
mporei na parasxei metaptuxiaki morfwsi worth a damn, toso eksupno wste na
leei oti "den prepei na sundesoume ta panepistimia me ti biomixania" kai
as min epektathw se alla pragmata opws to oti anexetai na mi mporei na
paei sto spiti tou epeidi tou ekleise to dromo o kathe enas pou exei
opoiodipote aitima kai den tou pernaei kan apo to mualo na to diekdikisei
dimokratika.
Oute i Ameriki einai teleia, oute i Ellada einai aisxos, alla exoun kai oi
duo thetika kai arnitika se diaforous tomeis. Kai an mia xwra sou
prosferei kati, prepei toulaxiston na to anagnwrizeis kai na sebesai
tous anthrwpous pou zoun se auto to meros kai dexontai na pairneis ki esu
auto pou dinei i xwra tous.
Kai gia osous eixan tin upomoni na diabasoun mexri edw, na ki ena
anekdotaki gia na min ksexniomaste:
There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. The woman's
face was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft
any skin from her body because she was so thin. The husband then donated
some of his skin...
However, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks.
The husband requested that no one be told of this, because after all this
was a very delicate matter!
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new
beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before! All her
friends and relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty!
She was alone with her husband one day & she wanted to thank him for what
he did. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did
for me! There is no way I could ever repay you!!!
He replied, "Oh don't worry, honey, I get plenty thanks enough every time
your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!!"
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