Q: Poios htan o prwtos Ellhnas sto sympan?
A: O 0eos.
Q: Pws legan "Me kolazeis manari mou" oi arxaioi Ellhnes?
A: "Sto Perou me stelneis Aztekaki mou".
Q: Ti glwssa milane oi katoikoi twn planhtwn sto Alfa tou Kentayrou?
A: Proplymmyrika arxaia ellhnika me atlantidikh profora.
Q: Poios eklepse to thlefwno apo tous arxaious Ellhnes?
A: O Bell.
Q: Ma pws taksidepsan oi arxaioi Ellhnes mexri to nhsi tou Pasxa?
A: "Beam me up, Scotty".
Q: Poio einai to kalytero periodiko episthmonikhs fantasias?
A: O Daylos.
Q: Ti einai maxmourlidiko kai gkremizei xartinous kosmous sto diaba tou?
A: O Ellhnas Anaggenhtikos Gigantas pou molis ksypnhse apo 2000 xronia
ypnou.
Q: Giati oi arxaioi Ellhnes den anakalypsan thn Aystralia?
A: Poios sou eipe re an0ellhna oti den thn anakalypsan?
Q: Exw akousei oti to alfabhto einai foinikikhs proeleyshs. Alh0eyei?
A: Ka0arma, alhth, poulhmene, foinikisth, siwnisth, misellhna,
an0ellhna, graikyle, barbare, fragkoproskynhmene, ypokrith,
sykofanth, diastreblwth, rwmiosynisth, ragia, ypodoule,
orni0okefale, strou0okamhle, skotadisth, dogmatike, pseyth,
ka0estwtike, mpampinisth, laspologe, mparoufa, indoeyrwpa.i.zonta,
apatewna, agrammate, antiepisthmonike, PHOENICIAN DEGENERATED.
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