#1 Friday
A man rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and then
left on Friday. How come?
A silly one - but it is surprisingly popular.
Friday is the name of his Horse or that's how he calls his car.
#2 The Deadly Party
A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left
early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch
subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?
The others ate something else after he left. The punch did not kill them.
#3 The Blind Beggar
A blind beggar had a brother who died. What relation was the blind
beggar to the brother who died? (Brother is not the answer).
The other man was his spiritual brother? Like a monk or something?
#4 The Elder Twin
One day Kerry celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older
twin brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday. How come?
Two days later kills the possibility of them having being born on Feb. 29th and March 1st. Sooooo.......
hmmm............................................
Well just a crazy idea...
Kerry's brother was born on an airplane going "back in earth time" so to say if Kb (Kerry's brother) was born above an area where the time and day was let's say Friday and then Kerry was born 1 hour later (or more) after they had crossed the time zone going East, it would be Wednesday? I don't know......
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From: George Anagnostopoulos [SMTP:firefly@hol.gr]
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#1 Friday
A man rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and then
left on Friday. How come?
A silly one - but it is surprisingly popular.
Friday is the name of his Horse or that's how he calls his car.
#2 The Deadly Party
A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left
early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch
subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?
The others ate something else after he left. The punch did not kill them.
#3 The Blind Beggar
A blind beggar had a brother who died. What relation was the blind
beggar to the brother who died? (Brother is not the answer).
The other man was his spiritual brother? Like a monk or something?
#4 The Elder Twin
One day Kerry celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older
twin brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday. How come?
Two days later kills the possibility of them having being born on Feb. 29th and March 1st. Sooooo.......
hmmm............................................
Well just a crazy idea...
Kerry's brother was born on an airplane going "back in earth time" so to say if Kb (Kerry's brother) was born above an area where the time and day was let's say Friday and then Kerry was born 1 hour later (or more) after they had crossed the time zone going East, it would be Wednesday? I don't know......
G. Anagnostopoulos
My life is a cartoon! * BA Business Studies, Uni of Glamorgan
Old age is when a broad mind and a narrow waist trade places.
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