(nil): Michael Efrem (info(@)nesa.com.cy)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 28 Απρ 1998 - 19:37:28 EEST
I am sure you will love these .......
Feast on these intersting excerpts of US legislation:
Weird Local USA Sex Laws
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic,
or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so
law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to
more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you
Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between
the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're
(Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!)
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a
sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.
Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two
having sex in a car.
It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police
aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious
who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his
three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of
[Hmmm... okay, there's one place with a law that makes sense... -psl]
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female
partner is having a sexual orgasm.
In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless
act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city
In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to
on Sunday afternoons.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck
inside a toll booth.
The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide
guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are
married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless
are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a
in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called
not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall
in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be
at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club".
The following important ammendment however is to be considered here:
"The provisions of this statuate shall not apply to females weighing
than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to male
In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the
during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty
New Jersey law.
In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife
leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless
has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should
given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated. [Not to be
with the myth about "rule of thumb"'s origin
In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets
"The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young
woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from
while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!
In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset.
was a civil-service job-for men only-called a corset inspector.)
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting
fishing on your wedding day.
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing
standing in front of a man's picture.
In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have
beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a
rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the
between the beds!
A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a
while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's
name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive
Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next
that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and
lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit -
however is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy - provided only the
position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.
In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex
without a permit.
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the
missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered
In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a
under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).
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