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Θέμα: short story

(nil): Michael Efrem (info(@)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 28 Απρ 1998 - 19:38:30 EEST

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A hurricane came unexpectedly. The ship went down and was lost. The man
found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people,
supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts. Used to 5-star hotels,
guy had no idea what to do, so for the next four months he ate
bananas,drank coconut juice and longed for his old life and fixed his
on the sea, hoping to spot a rescue ship. One day, as he was lying on
beach, he spotted movement out of the corner of his eye. It was a
and in it was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen. She rowed up to
him. In disbelief, he asked her: "Where did you come from? How did you

"I rowed from the other side of the island," she said. "I landed here
my cruise ship sank."

"Amazing," he said. "I didn't know anyone else had survived. How many
there? You were lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you."

"It's only me," she said, "and the rowboat didn't wash up; nothing did."

He was confused. "Then how did you get the rowboat?"

"Oh, simple," replied the woman. "I made the rowboat out of materials
I found on the island. The oars were whittled from Gum tree branches. I
wove the bottom from palm branches and the sides and stern came from a
Eucalyptus tree."

"B-B-But that's impossible," stuttered the man. "You had no tools or
hardware. How did you manage?"

"Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the other side of the
island there is a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock exposed. I found
that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into
forgeable ductile iron. I used that for tools, and used the tools to
the hardware. But enough of that," she said. "Where do you live?"

Sheepishly, he confessed that he had been sleeping on the beach the

"Well, let's row over to my place, then," she said.

After a few minutes of rowing she docked the boat at a small wharf. As
man looked to the shore

he nearly fell out of the boat. Before him was a stone walk leading to
exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman tied up
rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man could only stare
dumbstruck. As they walked into the house, she said casually, "It's not
much, but I call it home. Sit down, please; would you like a drink?"

"No, no thank you," he said, still dazed. "I can't take any more coconut

"It's not coconut juice," the woman replied. "I have a still. How about
Pina Colada?" Trying to hide his amazement, the man accepted, and they
down on her couch to talk. After they had exchanged their stories, the
woman announced, "I'm going to slip into something comfortable. Would
like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the
in the bathroom."

No longer questioning anything, the man went into the bathroom. There in
the cabinet was a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a
hollow ground edge were fastened onto it's end inside a swivel
"This woman is amazing," he mused. "What next?"

When he returned, she greeted him wearing nothing but vines -
positioned - and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckoned for him to
down next to her.

"Tell me," she began, suggestively, slithering closer to him, "we've
out here for a very long time. You've been lonely. There's something I'm
sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing
for all these months. You know..." She stared into his eyes. He couldn't
believe what he was hearing.

"You mean--?" he replied, "I can check my e-mail from here?"


Michael Efrem


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