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(nil): Theodossiou Denis (theodod8(@)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 04 Ιουν 1998 - 23:46:09 EEST

> Dear All,
Hey! Den me lene All, giati mou to esteiles ? Kai kat'arxin, ton kserw
ayton ton All ?
> I just received this mail from a friend of mine in my college.
> Please respond to it. It will just mean employing a little bit of time
Can't do! Ta bits einai mh-diaspwmena kai adiaireta...

> and
> won't cost you a penny. All it needs is the heart for you to send
Nai, alla ksereis poso kostise sto Internet ayto to mail ????

> [...snip...]
> She'll never make it to prom, graduate from high school, or get
> married and have a family of her own. By you sending this to as many
Gia to prom, den peirazei, exoun bgei oi EEPROM...
Gia to high school, den exase kai tipota...
Oso gia to gamo, o ka8eis me ta bitsia tou...

> people as possible, you can give her and her family a little hope,
> because
> with every name that this is sent to, The American Cancer Society will
> donate 3 cents per name to her treatment and recovery plan. One guy
A, TOUS GYFTOYS! TOYS TSIGKOUNHDES! Mono 3 cents ? Na kanoume mia diadhlwsh

> scrolling this and forwarding it to EVERYONE,then you are one sick
Egw ayto ekana, alla mou gyrise pisw :
                everyone : user unknown

> person. Just think it could be you one day.It's not even your
> money,just your time!!!
Eipame plirwnei to Internet... Kai o typos pou katebazei to mail tou me

An den kanw la8os, 'pass on' shmainei kati san 'paw paso', 'prospernw'...
Can't do either! Apla den mporousa na sygkrati8w...

PS: [Mporei na sokarei kapoious...] (oups, ayto eprepe na to balw sthn arxh
tou msg...)

Ante kai ena ali8ino anekdoto : (osoi douleyoun, kseroun...)

 Prison Vs. Work

 IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
 AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

 IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
 AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

 IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
 AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

 IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
 AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock and open
                              the doors yourself.

 IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
 AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

 IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
 AT WORK you have to share.

 IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
 AT WORK you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

 IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
 AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
                                       they deduct taxes from your salary to pay
                                 for prisoners.

 IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through bars from the
                        inside wanting to get out.
 AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
                         inside bars.

[ayto einai kai to agaphmeno mou]
 IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic.
 AT WORK they are called managers.

Have fun!

Denis Theodossiou - Computer Engineer / MS Ecole Centrale Paris
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