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Θέμα: Sexual Information for MEN

(nil): Theodossiou Denis (theodod8(@)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 04 Ιουν 1998 - 23:16:15 EEST

Mia kai kamia sas (kala, eiste ali8eia i pleiopshfia ???) den esteile
apantisi, sas kanw forward th synexeia tou anekdotou...
Kai twra h gynaikeia pleyra...

> Sexual Information for MEN
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> The following information was gained through much arduous research
> involving men and women from all backgrounds and walks of life.
> It consists of the most often asked questions of men (ie.
> relationships, sex and life in general). All men who read this
> are encouraged to use the wisdom contained therein to change their
> behavior in accordance with the truths established below.
> Q: How do I know if I please my girlfriend?
> A: Never think that you fully please her, always do more for her than
> any man would, when you think you have given her everything there is,
> there is always
> more.
> Q: Should i bring flowers for her on the first date?
> A: No you should bring dozens of roses, chocolates, anything you can
> think of Women love getting gifts.
> Q: What do I do during sex to please my girlfriend and keep her fom
> getting bored?
> A: Don't worry the women is always in charge!! what she says goes in
> relationship, she will have great ideas just listen to her.
> Q: How can I keep my girlfriend happy?
> A: Like all men you should have the house cleaned, a candle light dinner

> made atleast twice a night, romatic music playing, give her full body
> messages and dont forget her feet (she's had a tougher day than you)
> Q: How can I keep the flame alive?
> A: Always send her flowers to her work and home, always have the house
> shinning and the laundry done, send her little love notes, call her
> atleast twice a day, plan spontanous trips.
> Q: How do I keep my girfriend from being mad at me?
> A: Don't do no stupid ass thing to piss her off first of all, always
> do as she says cause she is the boss of the relationship as we all know,
> if she tells you that you cant go out with the guys tonight you betta
> listen.
> Q: How do I know if I am whipped?
> A: Well if your girlfriend is doing a good job you will always be
> whipped no matter what you do she will always have full controll of
> you....
> Thank you for reading this and I know all women will agree with this
> as for the men they all know it s true...
> Jennifer

Have fun!

Denis Theodossiou - Computer Engineer / MS Ecole Centrale Paris
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