Mia kai kamia sas (kala, eiste ali8eia i pleiopshfia ???) den esteile
apantisi, sas kanw forward th synexeia tou anekdotou...
Kai twra h gynaikeia pleyra...
Sexual Information for MEN
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The following information was gained through much arduous research
involving men and women from all backgrounds and walks of life.
It consists of the most often asked questions of men (ie.
relationships, sex and life in general). All men who read this
are encouraged to use the wisdom contained therein to change their
behavior in accordance with the truths established below.
Q: How do I know if I please my girlfriend?
A: Never think that you fully please her, always do more for her than
any man would, when you think you have given her everything there is,
there is always
more.
Q: Should i bring flowers for her on the first date?
A: No you should bring dozens of roses, chocolates, anything you can
think of Women love getting gifts.
Q: What do I do during sex to please my girlfriend and keep her fom
getting bored?
A: Don't worry the women is always in charge!! what she says goes in
the
relationship, she will have great ideas just listen to her.
Q: How can I keep my girlfriend happy?
A: Like all men you should have the house cleaned, a candle light dinner
made atleast twice a night, romatic music playing, give her full body
messages and dont forget her feet (she's had a tougher day than you)
Q: How can I keep the flame alive?
A: Always send her flowers to her work and home, always have the house
shinning and the laundry done, send her little love notes, call her
atleast twice a day, plan spontanous trips.
Q: How do I keep my girfriend from being mad at me?
A: Don't do no stupid ass thing to piss her off first of all, always
do as she says cause she is the boss of the relationship as we all know,
if she tells you that you cant go out with the guys tonight you betta
listen.
Q: How do I know if I am whipped?
A: Well if your girlfriend is doing a good job you will always be
whipped no matter what you do she will always have full controll of
you....
Thank you for reading this and I know all women will agree with this
survey
as for the men they all know it s true...
Jennifer
Have fun!
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