Okay there are two guys who are best friends (Bob and Bill) Bob is

married but Bill is still single. One day Bob has gone out to the

hardware store, meanwhile Bill has come over to his house. Bob's wife

Janet invites Bill in. Bill says to Janet, "you know you've married my

best friend for many years now and I never have gotten the chance to

tell you that you are a beautiful woman and I am really envious of Bob"

Janet says thankyou, and Bill continues "Janet I will give you a hundred

dollar bill if you would just let me see one of your breasts" Janet

thinks about and sees no harm, so she pops one out of her shirt. Bill

gets very excited and hands over the money. Bill says to Janet "I will

give you another hundred if you let me see both breasts at the same

time" Janet thought "hmmm another hundred, well he didn't attempt to

touch me the first time so what the hell" so she pulls her shirt over

her head. Bill stands there gaping and admiring her breasts (must have

been a long time since he had any!!!) Anyways he finally gives her the

other hundred and Janet thinks "Wow this is the easiest two hundred

dollars I have ever made" Later that day when Bob came home Janet told

him that Bill was over. Bob says "Ohh really and did he bring the two

hundred dollars he owes me!" Ha Ha Ha!!!