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(nil): Theodore Mertzimekis (tmertzi(@)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 16 Ιουν 1998 - 20:27:13 EEST

Elpizw na sas aresei. Margaritaria apo amerikanikes efhmerides...

The following are actual excerpts from classified ads in city

      - Illiterate? Write today for free help.
      - Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once,
      never go anywhere again.
      - Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard,
      and smacks included. (Sounds like your Mom, huh?)
      - Dog for sale: eats anything and is very fond of children.
      - Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to
      - Stock up and save. Limit: one.

      - Semi-Annual After-Christmas Sale.
      - Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for
      efficient beating.
      - Dinner special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children
      - For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and
      - Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra
      to take home, too.
      - We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully
      - Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
      - Vacation special: have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts.
      "ZAP" does the job in 24 hours.
      - Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates.
      Automatically burns toast.
      - For rent: 6-room hated apartment.
      - Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
      - Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
      - Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
      - Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
      - And now, the superstore unequaled in size, unmatched in variety,
      unrivaled inconvenience.

Theodore J.Mertzimekis
"today your love, tomorrow the world"
tel.:   +1 732 878 9610 (home)
        +1 732 445 3569 (office)
        +1 732 445 4343 (fax)
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