Elpizw na sas aresei. Margaritaria apo amerikanikes efhmerides...
The following are actual excerpts from classified ads in city
newspapers:
- Illiterate? Write today for free help.
- Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once,
you'll
never go anywhere again.
- Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard,
meals,
and smacks included. (Sounds like your Mom, huh?)
- Dog for sale: eats anything and is very fond of children.
- Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to
travel.
- Stock up and save. Limit: one.
- Semi-Annual After-Christmas Sale.
- Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for
efficient beating.
- Dinner special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children
$2.00
- For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and
large
drawers.
- Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra
pair
to take home, too.
- We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully
by
hand.
- Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
- Vacation special: have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts.
"ZAP" does the job in 24 hours.
- Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates.
Automatically burns toast.
- For rent: 6-room hated apartment.
- Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
- Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
- Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
- Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
- And now, the superstore unequaled in size, unmatched in variety,
unrivaled inconvenience.
Theodore J.Mertzimekis
"today your love, tomorrow the world"
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tel.: +1 732 878 9610 (home)
+1 732 445 3569 (office)
+1 732 445 4343 (fax)
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