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Θέμα: Vaseline

(nil): leda (electra(@)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 07 Αυγ 1998 - 12:15:12 EEST

A man dressed in a suit comes up to the front porch of a house juggling a
clipboard, some papers and a briefcase. He knocks on the door and its
answered by a middle-aged man,
"Mornin' stranger, what can I do for ya?".
"Well, sir, I represent Schneller, Barnum, and Holtz. We're paid by
private companies to canvas thousands of consumers like yourself for
feedback on their products. Today we're soliciting comments on Vaseline
petroleum jelly. Would you have time to answer just a couple of
"I don't see how a couple of questions could hurt, fire away young man,"
says the homeowner. Looking down at his clipboard, the survey-taker asks,
 "Okay...first, you do use Vaseline, correct?".
"Yes sir, for as long as I can remember."
"Great, now what exactly do you use it for?" replies the survey-taker
with his pen poised over his clipboard, ready to record the answer.
"Let's see....we use it for dry skin, chapped lips and sex."
The well-dressed man stops writing abruptly. He looks around, leans
 forward and in a low voice says "We pride ourselves in being very
sir. I know how you'd use Vaseline for dry skin and chapped lips. But
would you
mind telling me how you use it for sex?"
"No problem, the homeowner says in a whisper, "we put it on our bedroom
doorknob. It keeps the kids out."


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