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Θέμα: The Apartment

(nil): Karasardelis Kostas (kotis(@)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 07 Αυγ 1998 - 17:47:37 EEST

A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the nightwith her
for $500. So they did. Before he left,he told her that he did not have
any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check
and mail it to her, calling the payment as "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the
way to his office he regretted what he had done, realizing that the
whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a
check for $250 and enclosed the following note:
Dear Madam, Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
  1) It had never been occupied; 2) That there was plenty of heat;
  3) That it was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
     Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously
occupied,that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for
$250.00 with the following note:
Dear sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat,
there is plenty if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you
don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the

Karasardelis Kostas
MIS / IT Administrator
Egnatia Odos AE, NETfiles
Thessaloniki - Greece
Tel +30 (94) 413084
email: kotis(@)
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