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Θέμα: Μια παράβαση στις αρχ ές μου . . .

(nil): leda (electra(@)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 01 Νοε 1998 - 01:10:50 EET

. . . και το καταπληκτικό κατά τα άλλα ανέκδοτο θα μείνει αμετάφραστο για
λόγους που θα καταλάβετε διαβάζοντάς το!!

An elderly man was walking through the French countryside admiring the
beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple
making love in a field. Getting over his initial shock he said to himself,
"Ah, young love... ze springtime, ze air, ze flowers... C'est magnifique!"
continued to watch, remembering good times. Suddenly he drew in a gasp
and said, "Mais... Sacre bleu! Ze woman - she is dead!" and he hurried
as fast as he could to the town to tell Jean, the police chief.
He came, out of breath, to the police station and shouted, "Jean...Jean,
zere is zis man, zis woman ... naked in farmer Gaston's field making love."
The police chief smiled and said; "Come, come, Henri you are not so old;
remember ze young love, ze springtime, ze air, ze flowers? Ah, l'amour! Zis
is ok." "Mais non!
You do not understand; ze woman, she is dead!"
Hearing this, Jean leapt up from his seat, rushed out of the station,
on his bike, pedalled down to the field, confirmed Henri's story, and
pedaled all the way back non-stop to call the doctor: "Pierre, Pierre...
this is Jean. I was in Gaston's field; zere is a young couple naked 'aving
sex. "
To which Pierre replied, "Jean, I am a man of science. You must remember,
it is spring, ze air, ze flowers, Ah, l'amour! Zis is very natural."
Jean, still out of breath, gasped in reply, "NON, you do not understand; ze
woman, she is dead!" Hearing this, Pierre exclaimed, "Mon dieu!" grabbed
his black medicine bag; stuffed in his thermometer, stethoscope, and other
tools; jumped in the car; and drove like a madman down to Gaston's field.
After carefully examining the participants he drove calmly back to Henri
Jean, who were waiting at the station.
He got there, went inside, smiled patiently, and said, "Ah, mes amis, do
worry. Ze woman, she is not dead; she is British.


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