Htan loipon mia kopela sthn Agglia pou h0ele na paraggeilei thlefwnika

enan disko (me credit card charge klp). Pairnei loipon to noumero alla

katalathos anti na parei to diskadiko, pairnei ena synergeio

autokinhtwn. O "polla barys" o mastoras ki etsi to shkwnei

-Hello

-Hi. Do you have the 'Two lips and three kisses'?

-No, apantaei o mhxanikos. I have two feet and three inches.

-Oh, is that a record?

-No, just a regular size!

Michalis

--

The future, always so clear to me, has become like a black highway at

night. We were in uncharted territory now... making up history as we went

along.

The luxury of hope was given to me by the Terminator. Because if a machine

can learn the value of human life... maybe we can too.

Sarah J. Connor

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