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Θέμα: dirty minds

(nil): Makris Giorgos (makris(@)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 18 Μαΐ 1999 - 17:42:45 EEST

My First Time Ever :
The sky was dark, the moon was high;
All alone, just her and I.
Her hair was so soft; her eyes so blue,
I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft; her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how, but I tried my best;
I started by placing my hands on her breast.
I remember my fear, my fast beating heart;
But slowly she spread her legs apart.
And when I did it I felt such shame;
All at once the white stuff came.
At last it's all finished; it's all over now,
My first time ever at milking a cow.
I was scared at first. It was very wide, and very long, and it
angled straight up. I decided I had to try it once. I slowly and
carefully eased myself onto it. It felt weird at first. Then I got
usedto it. I went up and down, and up and down on it. I was really loving
Now I ride on escalators all the time.
I squeezed it gently at first, then a little bit harder. There seemed
to be more and more of it. I moved it towards my lips. It was a
strange and new sensation for me. I put it in my mouth and moved it
around and around with my tongue. The time soon came when I knew I
had to spit it out.
It was quite an experience the first time I tasted toothpaste.
***** ***********
They were both round and firm. There was only the slightest
difference between the two and it was hard. I used my other hand to
grab the other one and twist it hard the other way.
Now there's a brighter light bulb in the livingroom.
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I
slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was
turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet. Then it got
very hard and began gushing out of the tip.
Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.
I knew it could be done. I wanted to try but I didn't know if I
could do it. I called my friend. He said he knew how to do it and
would teach me. He put his arms around me and started. I watched
nervously in the mirror. He finally finished and pulled back slowly.
I felt relieved that it was over.
I hate neckties.
It looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting. I wasn't sure just
what I wanted to do with it. I carefully pulled it apart with my
fingers to look into it better. I knew how great it would be if I
just started eating it.
But I decided on ketchup for my burger.
They were two of the biggest balls I had ever seen! They hung so
heavy and low. I tried lifting them gently, but that wasn't enough.
They had to be pulled, and I pulled on them very hard. They finally came.
I moved them to a higher spot on the Christmas tree.
And Just What Were You Thinking????


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