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Θέμα: Too much of the 90's

(nil): ALexanDerR MiLiLis (Alexm(@)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 27 Αυγ 1999 - 13:10:29 EEST

και αυτό αμετάφραστο επίσης...

- You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for 3
- Your resume is in a diskette in your pocket.
- You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
- You learn about your layoff on the news.
- Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
- Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the
developing countries' gross national products combined.
- It's dark when you drive to and from work.
- Communication is something your section is having problems with.
- You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
- Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.
- Being sick is defined as "can't walk" or "in the hospital."
- You're already late on the work task you just got.
- You work 200 hours for a $100 bonus check.
- "Vacation" is something you roll over to next year, or a check you get every
- Your relatives and family describe your job as "working with computers".
- Your business cards are no longer correct just one month after you receive
- You have every "Cup-A-Soup" brand known to man in your desk drawer.
- You have no hobbies that do not involve an electronic device.
- During any outside-of-work event that vaguely resembles a social activity,
your co-workers outnumber your family members.
- "Shopping" is something you do in the duty-free.
- You must fill in your own job performance evaluations and target goals because
no one else really knows what you do anyway. Besides, the HR Department was
outsourced last month.
- Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you've lost your bestjokes.
- You read this entire list and understood it.

Alexander Mililis

Data Warehousing Solutions
Software Engineer

Relational Technology
13 Poseidonos, Ave.
"AEGEAN" Building
174 55 Alimos
Athens - Greece

email: AlexM(@)

ICQ: 32201444

Tel : +301 9889300
Fax : +301 9881449
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