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Θέμα: The Beatles sing about the computers!



(nil): Theodossiou Denis (theodod8(@)cti.ecp.fr)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 23 Ιαν 1998 - 01:44:36 EET

Have fun!

>YESTERDAY
> ~~~~~~~~~
> Yesterday,
> All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
> Now my database has gone away.
> Oh I believe in yesterday.
> Suddenly,
> There's not half the files there used to be,
> And there's a milestone
> hanging over me
> The system crashed so suddenly.
> I pushed something wrong
> What it was I could not say.
> Now all my data's gone
> and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
> Yesterday,
> The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
> I knew my data was all here to stay,
> Now I believe in yesterday.
>
> Unix Man (Nowhere Man)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> He's a real UNIX Man
> Sitting in his UNIX LAN
> Making all his UNIX plans
> For nobody.
> Knows the blocksize from du(1)
> Cares not where /dev/null goes to
> Isn't he a bit like you
> And me?
> UNIX Man, please listen(2)
> My lpd(8) is missin'
> UNIX Man
> The wo-o-o-orld is at(1) your command.
> He's as wise as he can be
> Uses lex and yacc and C
> UNIX Man, can you help me At all?
> UNIX Man, don't worry
> Test with time(1), don't hurry
> UNIX Man
> The new kernel boots, just like you had planned.
> He's a real UNIX Man
> Sitting in his UNIX LAN
> Making all his UNIX plans For nobody ...
> Making all his UNIX plans For nobody.
>
> Write in C ("Let it Be")
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> When I find my code in tons of trouble,
> Friends and colleagues come to me,
> Speaking words of wisdom:
> "Write in C."
> As the deadline fast approaches,
> And bugs are all that I can see,
> Somewhere, someone whispers:
> "Write in C."
> Write in C, Write in C,
> Write in C, oh, Write in C.
> LOGO's dead and buried,
> Write in C.
> I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
> For science it worked flawlessly.
> Try using it for graphics!
> Write in C.
> If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,
> Debugging some assembly,
> Soon you will be glad to
> Write in C.
> Write in C, Write in C,
> Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
> BASIC's not the answer.
> Write in C.
> Write in C, Write in C
> Write in C, oh, Write in C.
> Pascal won't quite cut it.
> Write in C.
>
> Songs to program by...
>
> Eleanor Rigby
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Eleanor Rigby
> Sits at the keyboard
> And waits for a line on the screen
> Lives in a dream
> Waits for a signal
> Finding some code
> That will make the machine do some more.
> What is it for?
> All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
> All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
> Guru MacKenzie
> Typing the lines of a program that no one will run;
> Isn't it fun?
> Look at him working,
> Munching some chips as he waits for the code to compile;
> It takes a while...
> All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
> All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
> Eleanor Rigby
>
> Crashes the system and loses 6 hours of work;
> Feels like a jerk.
> Guru MacKenzie
> Wiping the crumbs off the keys as he types in the code;
> Nothing will load.
> All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
> All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
>
>
> Something
> ~~~~~~~~~
> Something in the way it fails,
> Defies the algorithm's logic!
> Something in the way it coredumps...
> I don't want to leave it now
> I'll fix this problem somehow
> Somewhere in the memory I know,
> A pointer's got to be corrupted.
> Stepping in the debugger will show me...
> I don't want to leave it now
> Too close to leave it now
> You're asking me can this code go?
> I don't know, I don't know...
> What sequence causes it to blow?
> I don't know, I don't know...
> Something in the initializing code?
> And all I have to do is think of it!
> Something in the listing will show me...
> I don't want to leave it now
> I'll fix this tonight I vow!
>
>
> Imagine (Music: John LENNON - Lyrics: Hmmmmm...SUN??? )
>
>
> Imagine there's no WINDOWS
> It's easy if you try
> No fatal errors or new bugs
> To kill our hard drives
> Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
> Leaving us in peace!
>
> Imagine neverending hard disks
> It isn't hard to do
> Nothing to del or wipe off
> And no floppy too
> Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
> Sharing all his world
>
> You may say I'm a hacker
> But I'm not the only one
> I hope someday you'll join us
> And our games will fit in RAM
>
> Imagine 1-giga RAM
> I wonder if you can
> No need for left-shift or setups
> And no booting again and again
> Imagine all Operating Systems
> Working all life-time!
>
> You may say I'm a hacker
> But I'm not the only one
> Maybe someday I'll become a cracker
> Then I'll make my WINDOWS run !

Gia to copy-paste,

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Denis I. Theodossiou - Computer Engineer | Murphy's Law :
 Master Ecole Centrale Paris - 1998 | If anything can go wrong, it WILL!
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