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(nil): Diakoyanni Emmanuela (e.diacoyanni(@)bull.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 12 Μάι 2000 - 13:02:31 EEST

> Speeding
> Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers,
> a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
> He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
> So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
> Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in
> the
> front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts.
> The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand,
>
> I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
> "Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know
> that
> driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other
> drivers."
> "Slower than the speed limit?" she asked. No sir, I was doing the
> speed limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit
> proudly.
> The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that
> "22"
> was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman
> grinned
> and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
> "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car
> ok?
> These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep
> this whole time." the officer asks.
> "Oh, they'll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
>
> A Reason To Watch Your Mouth!!!
> Once apon a time a man and his son were playing golf. The man missed and
> said damn i missed. The son said father don't say that. the father swung
> and missed and said it again. The son told him not to say it. Again it
> happened. The son got struck by lightning and god said damn i missed.
>

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