Moses, Jesus and some old guy are playing golf together. They come to a

par three with a beautiful lake guarding the green.

Moses tees up and smacks one right into the lake. He raises his arms,

parts the lake, finds his ball and hits it onto the green.

Jesus tees off next and hits it into the lake. He walks across the

water, his

ball floats up to the surface of the lake, and he hits it onto the

green.

Next up is the old geezer. Smacks his ball right towards the lake, but

as its going in, a fish jumps up and snags the ball just as a pelican

swoops down and snags the fish. A bolt of lightning hits the pelican who

drops the fish onto the green and the ball falls into the hole.

Jesus looks over at the old man and says "Bloody hell, Dad, can't you

play golf like everyone else?"